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The Tooth and Nothing but the Tooth Aug. 31, 2021
Recently, I had to go to the drugstore to buy a tube of toothpaste. It took me an hour and a half, a... Read More
Due to COVID-19, Please Expect Delays for the Rest of Your Life Aug. 28, 2021
Disclaimers from websites and businesses during the fourth wave of COVID-19: Please note: Due to COV... Read More
Merry Christmas and Happy Goo Year Aug. 24, 2021
Dear Sirs and/or Madams, I am writing to thank you for your amazing new goo toy. My daughter saw an ... Read More
Liar Drill Aug. 17, 2021
I'm a guy, and a female friend asked me to objectively rate her looks on a scale of 1 to 10. She has... Read More
Brawl Straps Aug. 10, 2021
I'm a woman in my early 20s. The guy I'm dating brought me to meet his friends. His male friends wer... Read More
It's Time To Get a COVID-19 Vaccine if You've Done These Things Aug. 07, 2021
Well, here we are. It's like asking a kid to empty the dishwasher. The kid stalls and whines, and yo... Read More
Hollow Sheldon Aug. 03, 2021
Call me old-fashioned, but I find humility attractive, and I'm disturbed by the lack of it in a guy ... Read More
Stop Trying To Make 'Office Bod' Happen and Try These Workplace Habits Jul. 31, 2021
Bloomberg recently published a piece on Americans trying to get in shape before heading back to the ... Read More
Bond Scare Jul. 27, 2021
My roommate and I are best friends, and we've lived together for four years. Recently, she got into ... Read More
Making Your Delta Sky Miles Count for Space Tourism Jul. 24, 2021
Hi, and welcome to the Delta American Express Space Tourism Reserve Card. Enclosed, you will find yo... Read More
How To Tell if You're Dead Jul. 23, 2021
I am an American male. I gauge my general health with these five simple comparisons. No. 1: My buddy... Read More
Thin Line Between Love And Bait Jul. 20, 2021
My relationship with a man I'd been dating was getting serious. His previous relationship ended when... Read More
To My Laundry Chair: I Couldn't Have Done It Without You Jul. 17, 2021
For years, we had a lovely furniture showpiece in the bedroom. The microfiber chair from Crate and B... Read More
When Hair Gel Met Sally Jul. 13, 2021
I'm a 28-year-old woman. My boyfriend of three months is a great person, and I started to think he m... Read More
Help, I'm Addicted to Pop It! Fidget Toys! Why do These Exist? Jul. 10, 2021
If you have kids or TikTok, you know about Pop It! Yes, the brand name ends with an exclamation poin... Read More
Some Enchanted Lunch Hour Jul. 08, 2021
The old song is new again. It won't be across a crowded room, but shuffling nervously through your w... Read More
They Blow Up So Fast Jul. 06, 2021
I'm a man in my 30s, and I'm looking to settle down and start a family. I was falling in love with t... Read More
This Summer, Beware the Wet Families in Hotel Lobbies Jul. 03, 2021
Summer vacations are full of hazards. Red tide. Jellyfish. College coeds drinking High Noons. Older ... Read More
The Founders: Only One Best Man for Women Jun. 30, 2021
WASHINGTON — The Founding Fathers, a great group of guys, gathered in Philadelphia in July of ... Read More
Platonic Bomb Jun. 29, 2021
A guy I know grates on me because he only has female friends. He apparently tried to get involved wi... Read More
