The names of junior basketball teams we're expecting to see in New York next year:

— The Brunson Burners

— Kid-KATs

— Knick Knacks

— OG Wizzards

— The Anunobies

— Hart Attacks

— Sky Miles

— Just Joshin'

— Shamet Had to Happen

— Small Towns

— Landy Days

— Born to Brun

— Jalen-Os

— Brave Harts

— Brun it Down

— Yes Way, Joses

— Kolek Calls

— Jalen Breakin'

— Bruns Upon a Time

— Jose and the Pussycats

— Burnin' Bridges

— Mikal on Wheels

— KAT Men Do!

— The O.G. OG's

— Jale Breaks

— Sohan Patches

— The Wicked Mitches

— Miles To Go

— Brunson of a Guns

— Bodega KATs

— Knicks Picks

— The Spiklies

— Baby Koleks

— Mikal Bags

— Jordan All-Mans

— Knickelodeons

— Slick Knicks

— Peace Knicks

— Karl's Juniors

Lenore Skenazy is president of Let Grow, a contributing writer at Reason.com, and author of "Has the World Gone Skenazy?" To learn more about Lenore Skenazy ([email protected]) and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.

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