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Pinnacles and Unforgettable Shebangs May. 16, 2025
You'd think I'd know the date of my wedding, but apparently you'd be wrong. As I write these words, ... Read More
The Realest ID Is the One Left at the Bar May. 10, 2025
I say this as the biggest procrastinator in the world, a habitual April 14 taxpayer, someone who thi... Read More
Mild to Moderate Medical Conditions for the End Times May. 03, 2025
In my free time, I've been exclusively watching medical shows and making doctor's appointments. No, ... Read More
A Long, Strange Trip: Stairway to Heaven Version May. 02, 2025
The 60s were an off-kilter adventure (much of which actually happened in the 70s). Imagine yourself ... Read More
Get Ready for a Hot Norovirus Summer Apr. 26, 2025
Hey, you look a little listless, wan from the drudgeries of dry land. With temperatures heating up a... Read More
I Am Your New Dishwasher and I Will Destroy You Apr. 12, 2025
Hi, and welcome to your new dishwasher! We hope you enjoy the experience of not quite getting your d... Read More
Best and Worst Recession Indicators Apr. 05, 2025
How did you spend Liberation Day? I celebrated President Donald Trump announcing confounding recipro... Read More
Kids, Pull Yourselves Up by the Bootstraps! Mar. 29, 2025
Eyes up, children. It's 2025, and you can say goodbye to Takis and Mountain Dew Code Red by the pool... Read More
Feeling World-Weary? Sink Into Nature for a Reset Mar. 15, 2025
Last weekend, I ventured on a wee break to the Rainbow River in Dunnellon, Florida, with friends. Yo... Read More
How To Consume News Responsibly in End Times Mar. 08, 2025
I spoke to a women's group last week about writing columns, working in news, hitting deadlines and a... Read More
Attn: Elon Musk, Here's What I Did This Week Mar. 01, 2025
Things I did this week: Made list titled "Things I did this week." Crossed off "make list." Very str... Read More
In Trump's America, Humor Has One Foot in the Grave Feb. 15, 2025
"Maybe you just aren't fun anymore," a reader wrote to me recently. With all due respect to this rea... Read More
We're Living in an Episode of 'Jerry Springer' Feb. 01, 2025
I recently watched two documentary series that unpacked slices of zeitgeist from the 1990s and 2000s... Read More
A Few Questions About the Gulf of Mexico Jan. 25, 2025
Hi! What is the Gulf of Mexico? I will answer the question with more questions, an old sales trick... Read More
Ladies, It's Time To Hand the Country Back to Men Jan. 18, 2025
You may have heard that a new president will be inaugurated on Monday. By Donald Trump's side, repor... Read More
Listening Better, Fighting Less and Asking More in 2025 Jan. 11, 2025
The final dinner of winter vacation is funereal, death incarnate, the dissolution of rum ball-soaked... Read More
How To Know You're Aging Rapidly Jan. 04, 2025
One way to know you're in your 40s is that you still open BuzzFeed listicles. I'm sorry, it was beyo... Read More
Let's All Agree To Not 'Improve' in 2025 Dec. 28, 2024
January is rearing its perky, crunchy, healthy little head. That means we are contractually obligate... Read More
Holiday Inflatables Are Horrific, but Follow Your Bliss Dec. 21, 2024
This may come off like another Festivus gripe, just an unpopular opinion about a pointless seasonal ... Read More
Will Trader Joe's Save Us? Dec. 14, 2024
Almost two years ago, I begged Joe — Trader Joe, that is — to send another of his clever... Read More
