Booze Views

By Scott LaFee

March 11, 2015 4 min read

Perhaps it's a stretch to think of YouTube as, say, the voice of parental wisdom, but researchers at the University of Pittsburgh suggest it could do a better job of warning about the downside of untempered alcohol consumption.

Right now, they say, it sort of has the opposite effect.

The researchers mined YouTube for videos about alcohol intoxication using five keywords: drunk, buzzed, hammered, tipsy and trashed. They identified 70 videos with more than 333 million combined views. Very few of the videos, however, depicted the negatives of drinking too much.

—Seventy-nine percent mixed alcohol with humor.

—Twenty-four percent showed people driving while drunk.

—Eighty-nine percent involved men; only 49 percent involved women.

—Forty-four percent referenced a specific brand of alcohol.

—There were an average of 23.2 thumbs-up for every thumbs-down.

"While we know that some viewers may be savvy enough to skeptically view music videos or advertisements portraying intoxication as fun," said lead author Brian A. Primack, "those same viewers may be less cynical when viewing user-generated YouTube videos portraying humorous and socially rewarding escapades of a group of intoxicated peers."

Primack said the findings suggest YouTube is an untapped medium for getting out messages about the health consequences of alcohol consumption.

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