What Did You Say Your Band's Name Is?

By Lenore Skenazy

August 11, 2022 2 min read

Every so often a band comes along you just know is gonna make it!

And then there are the ones we just can't bet on. Like...

We Drink Glue

Microscopic Youth

Surprised by My Baggie Collection?

Air-Fried Pie

Loose Fillings

(Never Mind the Pus) Scratch Me There

The Unpleasant Odors

The Warbling Wieners

Angry Moms

Neil Old

FOK (Friends of Khloe)

Stoned Horses

Last Night's Tuna

The Sucrets

Extra Holes

Five Under Five

BDS

(I Ate) Too Many Lightbulbs

Donut O.D.

My Leaky Lady

The Beattttttles

Hunky Musk

Stone Cold Scrambled Eggs

Jay-Y

Two Nuts and a Turkey

Surprise Quiz

Boys 2 Adolescents

SCT (Slightly Crooked Thumb)

Hooked On Phoenix

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

james/joyce

The Wha?

We Still Do Crack

Second Overdraft Notice

Justin Blubber

Garlic Toothbrush

I Bit My Cheek

He/His/Howdy!

The Nodules

The Whistling Winos

The Whittling Winos

The Winos of Williamsburg

Insert the Metal Fitting

Ouch!

The Probes

Lenore Skenazy is president of Let Grow, a contributing writer at Reason.com, and author of "Has the World Gone Skenazy?" To learn more about Lenore Skenazy ([email protected]) and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

Photo credit: Firmbee at Pixabay

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