About Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

Robert Goldman

As a business humor writer, Bob Goldman believes that his readers should skyrocket ahead in their careers and make tons of money. What sets Bob apart is his belief that his readers should have these advantages without going to trouble of actually having to do any work. Toward this end, he provides the practical tips and attitude adjustments that guarantee laughter, if not financial success.

Born in White Plains, N.Y., Bob graduated from Colorado College. Using the writing skills he honed while not doing any schoolwork, he crafted an essay that gained him admission to the prestigious University of Chicago School of Business. Intent on proving his success-without-effort philosophy, Bob ended his first semester with four F's and one D, prompting his adviser to comment, "You obviously spent too much time on one subject." Sensing that his gifts might be better applied to the practical world of business, Bob left the ivory tower to become a successful advertising copywriter at huge multinational firms in whose bureaucratic superstructure he always found a place to hang his hat--and his hammock.

In between writing ads for detergent and computers, he found time to write articles for The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, GQ and Rolling Stone. His column, "Work Daze," is a finger in the eye for business blowhards and boardroom braggarts.

The father of three children, Bob lives near San Francisco in a newly remodeled house for which he will be paying for many happy decades to come.

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Take This Job and Hug It Sep 04, 2025

Pull up a chair, young'un, and let me tell you about how it used to be. Way back then — last Thursday, really, but who's counting? — people who hated their jobs had three choices. One, you were an Active Andrew, constantly polishing up y... Read More

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Introducing Staple -- The Dating App for Office Besties Aug 21, 2025

Want to make progress in your career? Make friends. It's true. Research from the friendly folks at Gallup shows that "employees without strong friendships often feel less fulfilled, collaborate less effectively and are more likely to leave." On the o... Read More

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It's Crack Up Time at Work Aug 14, 2025

Everyone knows you're heading for it. Everyone is waiting for it. But please, when it happens, no temper tantrums, no emotional fireworks. If you're going to crack up, please do it quietly. Really, it's the thing to do. Remember Quiet Quitting? That... Read More

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Sabbatical Now! Aug 07, 2025

Did you hear about the employees who left for lunch and didn't come back to work for a year? They didn't get lost, and they didn't have amnesia. Nor were they lost in time and waiting for Tom Cruise to jump into a black hole and haul them back. No, t... Read More