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Poll: Obama Faring Poorly Among Racists

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Bigots Oppose Barack by 1,000-to-1 Margin

In a potentially ominous sign for the Democratic nominee, a new poll shows Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) trailing far behind GOP standard bearer Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) among voters who identify themselves as racists.

Pundits and pollsters alike have wondered about the role racists might play in the 2008 presidential contest, but the new survey released today was the first concrete attempt to take the pulse of this key voting bloc.

The poll, conducted by Duh Magazine, suggests that Mr. Obama faces an uphill battle in his effort to win the votes of dyed-in-the-wool bigots.

"We wanted to know, why isn't Barack Obama closing the deal among racists?" said Charles Plugh, editor-in-chief of Duh. "The answer seems to be because he's black."

In a head-to-head match-up, likely bigots chose Sen.

McCain over Sen. Obama by a margin of 1,000 to 1, with a majority of racists saying they "strongly disagree" with Sen. Obama's decision not to be white.

Asked under what conditions they would conceivably vote for a black presidential candidate, 95 percent of racists responded, "Only if he were running against someone from a group I hated even more, such as Arabs."

Duh editor Plugh says the poll indicates that Sen. Obama "has his work cut out for him" if he is going to make up lost ground among racists.

"Sen. Obama made a choice at the beginning of this campaign to run as a black man," Mr. Plugh said. "He could change his position on that, but racists might see that as too little, too late."

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book "The Republican Playbook." To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

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Your column, Poll: Obama Faring Poorly Among Racists, is not funny because it isn't based on fact. Candidate O'Bama is only minutely "black". He is 50 percent white, and then largely Arab, and only a tiny portion black. Don't let the media confuse you. They need to be talking about his whiteness, even though that's the race he seems to identify with the least. I suspect as many people won't vote for him because of his Arab descent as for his black heritage. Anyway, this is the first column I've read by you and I was not impressed, at least not favorably. Maybe I'll try again.
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Posted by: Glen
Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:24 PM
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