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In Defense of the Trefoil, a Perfect Girl Scout Cookie Feb. 17, 2024
Each year, the Girl Scouts of America emerge from their campgrounds and crafty shadows to remind the... Read More
We Need to Talk About Death and Applebee's Feb. 10, 2024
I thought about death in Applebee's. Where the Maroon 5 flows as freely as the margarita mix. Where ... Read More
Tip Sheet for Ron DeSantis Upon Returning to Florida Jan. 27, 2024
ALL-STAFF MEMO FROM THE OFFICE OF FLORIDA GOV. RON DESANTIS Subject: One-pager of tips and talking p... Read More
I Swear This Is Not a Column About My Dead Cat Jan. 20, 2024
This is not a dead pet column. Honest. The bar for a dead pet column should be quite high. If every ... Read More
A Floridian Reviews 'Steamboat Willie' Jan. 13, 2024
Great news for any creatives itching to appropriate a wholly specific, old-timey version of Mickey M... Read More
Incredibly, the Queen's Funeral Is Still Going On: An Explainer Sep. 17, 2022
Understanding Queen Elizabeth II's historic funeral is a full-time job, one I have selflessly devote... Read More
It's Public Pool Season. Wait, Is That a Band-Aid? Jun. 11, 2022
In these chaotic potato salad days, it's hard to find a single destination where everyone has someth... Read More
