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The Round Knife Rolley Thing Apr. 11, 2023
"Have you seen the round knife rolley thing?" asked my husband, moving his arm back and forth in a s... Read More
Egg on My Face Apr. 04, 2023
I had to roast an egg. I wondered: How hard could it be? I've made hard- and soft-boiled eggs, scram... Read More
What's in Your Pocket? Mar. 28, 2023
"Is that a new jacket?" my husband asked me as I put my jacket on to leave. "Yes!" I exclaimed excit... Read More
Pop Goes the Sleepwalker Mar. 21, 2023
One morning I got up and found popcorn in my bed. Since I never eat anything in bed and since I knew... Read More
I Ski, Therefore I Fall Mar. 07, 2023
I am not a terrible skier, but I am not a particularly good skier either. On the Official Learned-as... Read More
Let's All Go Bananas Feb. 28, 2023
"Do you think I should make some banana bread?" I asked my husband. "I don't know," he replied. "Do ... Read More
The Adventures of Mr. Fixit Feb. 14, 2023
"I'll be right back," said my husband as he headed for the door. "Where are you going?" I demanded. ... Read More
Hide and Seek Valentine Feb. 07, 2023
After 30 years of marriage, you wouldn't think I would hold out much hope that my husband would reme... Read More
Who's Calling, Please? Jan. 24, 2023
Receptionist: "Dr. Zucker's office. This is Charlene." Me: "Hi, this is Tracy Beckerman..." Receptio... Read More
Family Is Far, and Wife Has Left Dec. 29, 2022
Dear Annie: I was married for 17 years to a woman who I thought would be my only wife. Toward the en... Read More
Santa Paws is Coming to Town Dec. 20, 2022
"What is all this?" asked my husband when he walked in the door. He waved at a big stack of gifts as... Read More
Honk if You Like Santa Dec. 13, 2022
As I circled the mall parking lot for the 30th time, I finally saw a pair of red lights two rows ove... Read More
For Whom the Toilet Paper Rolls Nov. 29, 2022
"Can you pick up some more tissues at the supermarket?" I asked my husband. "I'm not going out right... Read More
The Mean, Old Turkey of Turkeytown Nov. 22, 2022
There was a wild turkey in the middle of the road. And this turkey, it seemed, was in no hurry to go... Read More
Wife Has No Desire for a Social Life Nov. 17, 2022
Dear Annie: My live-in girlfriend of 15 years, who is 12 years older, never wants to hang out with m... Read More
Take Control of Your Marriage -- Now Nov. 13, 2022
Dear Annie: Approximately seven years ago, my husband was unfaithful. I filed divorce papers, but he... Read More
My Girlfriend Won't Stop Putting Down My Late Wife Nov. 04, 2022
Dear Annie: With respect to your advice to "Loner in the South," who was concerned about whether to ... Read More
Feeling Melon-choly Nov. 01, 2022
In the world of melons, you've basically got your cantaloupes, your honeydews and your watermelons. ... Read More
Where to Hide the Body Oct. 25, 2022
"Where do you want me to put the dead body?" asked my husband one night as we were getting ready for... Read More
The Handy-Dandy Halloween Candy Dilemma Oct. 18, 2022
Years ago, when we lived on a cul-de-sac where the houses were far apart, we got very few trick-or-t... Read More
