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Don't Get Mad at Work. Get Even. Dec. 29, 2022
2022 is dragging itself to a soggy, sorry finish. Time to come up with a list of totally upbeat, 100... Read More
We Pause for this Commercial Interruption Dec. 27, 2022
'Twas two days after Christmas and all through the town The lights and the wreaths were all coming d... Read More
Dating Profiles for Generic Holiday Gifts Dec. 24, 2022
The following are five dating profiles written by last-minute holiday gifts looking for a loving par... Read More
Carols for 2022 Dec. 15, 2022
It's the time of year for caroling cheer. Need a fun song? Look down, sing along: 'LET IT RAIN!' (... Read More
I've Got Some Questions About Christmas Gnomes Dec. 10, 2022
I have an urgent question: Where did all these gnomes come from? I'm talking gift-shop gnomes, not g... Read More
How Many Shopping Days Until You're Fired? Dec. 08, 2022
Is there a law saying you have to give gifts to the people you work with? Absolutely. It's called t... Read More
Amen to Good Heart Health Dec. 07, 2022
A new study suggests that participating in religious activities, from church services to private pra... Read More
This Column is Full of Bologna Dec. 06, 2022
The great thing about handbags is that no matter how much weight you gain or lose, they always fit. ... Read More
An Open Letter to the Guy on the Treadmill Next to Me Dec. 03, 2022
Dear sir, Salutations, and pardon the interruption. Can you just... hello? Can you hear... you still... Read More
Be Fun or Be Fired Dec. 01, 2022
You're excellent at your job. Your work is first-rate and always completed on schedule. Your attitud... Read More
Out-of-Office or Out-of-Your-Head? You Decide. Nov. 24, 2022
Oh, goody! It's holiday season. That means you'll be spending quality — and, hopefully, quanti... Read More
Reasons To Be Thankful, Big and Small Nov. 19, 2022
Gratitude is a difficult emotion to force. Plus, it's rude to make people think fast when they are t... Read More
Someone Needs a Job. Her Name is Alexa. Nov. 17, 2022
Looking for an employee who is responsive, knowledgeable, works 24/7, never complains and never take... Read More
Can You Hear Me Now? Nov. 15, 2022
"What did you say?" said my husband. "You think I need to get my meerkat net?" "No. I said, 'I think... Read More
What's the Worst Month, and Why Is It November? Nov. 12, 2022
November is a weird one, folks. I used to think August was the worst month, but after reviewing rece... Read More
Take This Fake Job and Hug It Nov. 10, 2022
Thinking about getting a new job? It certainly seems like the right time to start sending off resume... Read More
God Save Our Scale Nov. 08, 2022
I've had a love-hate relationship with my scale for as long as I can remember — mostly hate &#... Read More
Sadomasochistic Ways to Watch the Midterm Election Returns Nov. 05, 2022
Every two years following a presidential election, the non-reigning party rages into the high school... Read More
Turning Work Fiends into Work Friends Nov. 03, 2022
Good news! If you're one of the 300 million people globally who, according to Gallup, don't have a s... Read More
