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"Have you seen the round knife rolley thing?" asked my husband, moving his arm back and forth in a s... Read More

5 Types of Toxic Co-workers (Not Including You.) Apr. 06, 2023

There are co-workers who cause trouble. There are co-workers who are trouble. But the co-workers who... Read More

The Fall Season, Year-round Apr. 05, 2023

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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is 81 years old. His recent fall, resulting in a concussion a... Read More

Egg on My Face Apr. 04, 2023

I had to roast an egg. I wondered: How hard could it be? I've made hard- and soft-boiled eggs, scram... Read More

A Trip to the Aquarium -- Borderline Educational, Seriously Expensive Apr. 01, 2023

Georgia Garvey

It's spring break and the kids are home from school, so I recently decided to drop the equivalent of... Read More

ChatGPT Pickup Lines to Land Your Next Date Apr. 01, 2023

It has come to my attention that people are using artificial intelligence bot service ChatGPT to wri... Read More

What's in Your Pocket? Mar. 28, 2023

"Is that a new jacket?" my husband asked me as I put my jacket on to leave. "Yes!" I exclaimed excit... Read More

Getting a Promotion? Here's How to Get Out of It. Mar. 23, 2023

No question, getting laid off is terrible. In fact, there's only one thing worse: Getting promoted. ... Read More

Pop Goes the Sleepwalker Mar. 21, 2023

One morning I got up and found popcorn in my bed. Since I never eat anything in bed and since I knew... Read More

Eye See You Mar. 14, 2023

"Honey, have you seen my eyeglasses?" yelled my husband from another room. I sighed. This was not th... Read More

Florida Is Being Run By 1980s Movie Bullies Mar. 11, 2023

Everybody cut the sleeves off your jean jackets? Pressed your double-breasted blazers? Hung an unlit... Read More

Happy at Work? We Can Fix That! Mar. 09, 2023

Full disclosure: We're negative about people who think positive. And that goes double for people at ... Read More

I Ski, Therefore I Fall Mar. 07, 2023

I am not a terrible skier, but I am not a particularly good skier either. On the Official Learned-as... Read More

Why Weekend Work Doesn't Work Mar. 02, 2023

Your manager may not care if you're happy, but somebody does. It's The Washington Post. Why else wou... Read More

Let's All Go Bananas Feb. 28, 2023

"Do you think I should make some banana bread?" I asked my husband. "I don't know," he replied. "Do ... Read More

Underboob and Floss: Wherefore Art Thou Swimsuits? Feb. 25, 2023

We sat in the lobby of a swank apartment complex deep into an analysis of a radical Polish vegetaria... Read More

Think Your Job Can't Get Any Worse? Try Making it Better. Feb. 23, 2023

Congratulations! The first two months of 2023 are almost over, and you still have your job. Or, may... Read More

Snistle While You Work Feb. 21, 2023

"You were making some weird noises last night when you were sleeping," I said to my husband as I mad... Read More

Goat Yoga and More Things I'm Deinfluencing Feb. 18, 2023