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When the Spark of Love Dies Out Mar. 02, 2024
Dear Annie: This is a tough situation and I'm at a loss for what to do next. First, I've been battli... Read More
Santa Paws is Coming to Town Dec. 20, 2022
"What is all this?" asked my husband when he walked in the door. He waved at a big stack of gifts as... Read More
Honk if You Like Santa Dec. 13, 2022
As I circled the mall parking lot for the 30th time, I finally saw a pair of red lights two rows ove... Read More
This Column is Full of Bologna Dec. 06, 2022
The great thing about handbags is that no matter how much weight you gain or lose, they always fit. ... Read More
For Whom the Toilet Paper Rolls Nov. 29, 2022
"Can you pick up some more tissues at the supermarket?" I asked my husband. "I'm not going out right... Read More
The Mean, Old Turkey of Turkeytown Nov. 22, 2022
There was a wild turkey in the middle of the road. And this turkey, it seemed, was in no hurry to go... Read More
Can You Hear Me Now? Nov. 15, 2022
"What did you say?" said my husband. "You think I need to get my meerkat net?" "No. I said, 'I think... Read More
God Save Our Scale Nov. 08, 2022
I've had a love-hate relationship with my scale for as long as I can remember — mostly hate &#... Read More
Feeling Melon-choly Nov. 01, 2022
In the world of melons, you've basically got your cantaloupes, your honeydews and your watermelons. ... Read More
Where to Hide the Body Oct. 25, 2022
"Where do you want me to put the dead body?" asked my husband one night as we were getting ready for... Read More
The Handy-Dandy Halloween Candy Dilemma Oct. 18, 2022
Years ago, when we lived on a cul-de-sac where the houses were far apart, we got very few trick-or-t... Read More
Bowie Beckerman: Dog Genius Sep. 20, 2022
"The dog is barking," I said to my husband, looking at the new puppy barking at my feet. "I can hear... Read More
One Appliance to Rule Them All Sep. 13, 2022
I have a dryer that doesn't dry. You would think that if you are a household appliance and you only ... Read More
A Nose for Trip Insurance Aug. 30, 2022
"So, there are some exclusions in the coverage for the trip insurance I'm considering for our winter... Read More
Commander of the Goose Droppings Aug. 23, 2022
"We have company," I said to my husband. "Are they at the door?" he wondered. "No, they're on the la... Read More
Tilt-A-Whirl Jul. 26, 2022
"Did you know you have a tilted uterus?" My gynecologist asked during a routine exam. Honestly, I wa... Read More
One Word... Sounds Like... Biscuits Jul. 19, 2022
"Hi, honey, it's me," I said to my husband on the phone. "Hey, what's up?" he replied. Me: "I just g... Read More
The Itsy-Bitsy, Cranky-Wanky Spider Jul. 12, 2022
One of the things you have to put up with in an old house is lots of old spiders. Well, technically,... Read More
Something to Crow About Jun. 28, 2022
It isn't every day you see a guy walking down the street carrying a 50-pound rooster. Of course, I'm... Read More
Show Me the Honey Jun. 07, 2022
The first time I felt the wasp buzz by my ear, I didn't really notice. I was engrossed in a book and... Read More
