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Travis and Taylor Sittin' in a Tree. They're W-H-I-T-E Aug. 29, 2025
I didn't know who Travis Kelce was until he started dating Taylor Swift, and I only knew who Taylor ... Read More
Taylor and Travis Are Helping Me Be a Better Parent Aug. 19, 2025
SAN DIEGO — After weeks and months of digesting stressful stories about Ukraine, Gaza, redistr... Read More
Taylor Swift Shakes off Feminism Feb. 27, 2024
There's no more searing critique of feminism than Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce. Next weekend, Sw... Read More
It's Been a Week Since the Super Bowl. You Thought KC Won? Nope. San Francisco Was Just Announced the Surprise Winner. Feb. 18, 2024
See if any of this parody sounds familiar: It's been seven days since the Super Bowl ended. Silly yo... Read More
Informant Leaks Minutes of Swift-Kelce Committee Meeting Feb. 10, 2024
What follows are the leaked minutes from the CIA FBI NSA Joint Deep State Totally Serious Completely... Read More
MAGA Attacks America's Sweetheart. Why Not Football, Too? Feb. 08, 2024
There's always some pre-game Superbowl story. This year the MAGA Republicans have provided it. And t... Read More
If Taylor Swift is a Biden Psyop, Can We Just Have Healthcare? Feb. 03, 2024
An unhinged theory flying around this country, a silly widdle country, is that the United States gov... Read More
Manhood as a Game Feb. 02, 2024
So, let me get this straight. You DO want to see muscular men in tight pants play football. You do N... Read More
What Taylor Swift Is Teaching Us Now Feb. 02, 2024
You don't have to be a follower of Taylor Swift or a fan of professional football to notice the very... Read More
