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Real Men Don't Wear Meggings Dec. 19, 2023
Doting wife that I am, I was concerned that my husband would be disappointed that I'm not getting hi... Read More
It's All in the Bag Dec. 12, 2023
Someone once told me that God gave women handbags because he knew, of the two sexes, women would be ... Read More
My Magnetic Personality Dec. 05, 2023
Apparently magnetic eyelashes are a "thing." I realized this when I started getting a suspicious num... Read More
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Nov. 28, 2023
While I was driving in the car, I heard an ad on the radio for oven mitts. "Sometimes, taking pants ... Read More
A Shot in the Arm Nov. 21, 2023
"You should get a shingles vaccine," said my doctor at my annual checkup. "You can get it at the sam... Read More
Can You Bark a Few Bars? Nov. 07, 2023
My dog is not a big fan of heavy metal music. He doesn't mind a few bars of country music, and he se... Read More
Ain't It the Tooth Oct. 24, 2023
Most of the time, my tongue and my teeth are blissfully unaware of each other. They each just do the... Read More
My Theory of Everything Oct. 17, 2023
Any armchair theoretical physicist knows that Stephen Hawking had pursued a lifelong quest to come u... Read More
How Dryer I Am Oct. 10, 2023
I am well known in these parts for my unresolved appliance aggressions. I have killed one microwave,... Read More
Knower of Where Things Are Oct. 03, 2023
My husband and I just celebrated 31 years of marriage. We have a lot to show for it, including two a... Read More
The Elephant in the Room Sep. 26, 2023
"I think we should talk about the elephant in the room," said my husband. "What are you talking abou... Read More
Regarding Women and the Roman Empire Sep. 23, 2023
If you are terminally online, you have no doubt heard of the following trend: Women ask men on camer... Read More
When All the World Is Your Cronut Sep. 12, 2023
"Ummm, this is good," said my husband with a mouth full of food. "What is it?" I looked up from the ... Read More
Fall Fashion Faux Pas Aug. 29, 2023
For most people, the arrival of Labor Day means dealing with back-to-school issues and end-of-summer... Read More
Are Inflatable Pools Miserable or a Balm to the Heat Wave? Aug. 26, 2023
The aquatic aisle at Target is a hall of absurdities, a gallery of blissful summer fantasies that sh... Read More
Tracy and the Chocolate Factory Aug. 22, 2023
Every so often, I get an email of doom that has been sent to me along with everyone else on the plan... Read More
Good to the Last Drop Aug. 08, 2023
As the only one in my family who drinks coffee, I often found myself making a whole pot of coffee in... Read More
The Bird Is the Word Aug. 01, 2023
I have often written about my mishaps and unfortunate interactions with suburban flora and fauna. In... Read More
Confessions of a Toilet Paper Hoarder Jun. 20, 2023
"Mom, why do you have 36 rolls of toilet paper, 12 bars of soap, eight tubes of toothpaste and six j... Read More
St. Louis Is Different Than Outstate Missouri. It Should Have Different Gun Laws. Jun. 19, 2023
A 5-year-old girl was shot and injured by stray gunfire Monday afternoon on the north side of St. Lo... Read More
