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Travis and Taylor Sittin' in a Tree. They're W-H-I-T-E Aug. 29, 2025
I didn't know who Travis Kelce was until he started dating Taylor Swift, and I only knew who Taylor ... Read More
To The Moon, Alice! Aug. 08, 2025
"To the moon, Alice!" That was how fictional television character Ralph Kramden used to threaten his... Read More
That's Not on the Menu Aug. 01, 2025
"I'll have a small decaf black coffee, no sugar, and a croissant," I told the woman behind the count... Read More
It's Not Wrong Anymore Jul. 18, 2025
Sometimes, you gotta start the job from the back. People who used to think President Donald Trump wa... Read More
Epstein's What? Jul. 11, 2025
I knew a guy in Kansas City, and he got arrested for something involving somebody else's money. The ... Read More
An American Landscape Jun. 27, 2025
I don't burn sage because I want to purify my house. I burn cigars because they taste good. I like t... Read More
The Fifth Estate Jun. 20, 2025
If you've been a reporter long enough, you learn that when people say you're a "member of the Fourth... Read More
Send In the Marines! Jun. 13, 2025
Send in the Marines! Damn! That sounds tough. Say it. Just say it. Yell it into the silence of your ... Read More
6 Things I Did Before the Apocalypse Jun. 06, 2025
Old guys like me always believe the world is getting worse. You're young and strong and you're hell ... Read More
Sleazin' on a Jet Plane May. 16, 2025
When I was much younger than I am right now, I got a new job. I'd been out of work for a while befor... Read More
The Pope's Nose May. 09, 2025
I saw a priest in the coffee shop Wednesday morning. He was wearing a cassock, the long black robe w... Read More
Plagues of Our Fathers Apr. 25, 2025
When news stories about bedbugs started showing up a few years back, I wrote that bedbugs were out o... Read More
Musty Old Words Apr. 04, 2025
"Last words" used to be a popular concept. The idea was that, at the moment of your death, you were ... Read More
America Kissed Charlie Watts Aug. 27, 2021
I find America's lipstick prints everywhere, bright red bows of kisses on every culture. Charlie Wat... Read More
