"So, Bill, check this out. You know Hillary was in deep voodoo — over the unsecured server in her basement, right? I mean, we're talking slam dunk violation of the Espionage Act — maybe even jail time — because, you know, she sent and received classified documents. Who DOES that?! I know. I know. You probably told her not to do it — and she did it anyway. I mean, I worked with her as my secretary of state, so you don't need to tell me what the woman is like.
"Now, I don't need to tell you. She was in SERIOUS trouble. Some backbiters were going to the press saying she ought to drop out. She's being asked about the server and the emails all the time. Did you send and receive classified docs? She lied and said, 'No.' Did you send and receive docs stamped as classified? She lied and said, 'No.' They subpoena her emails. Her negatives go up — not that this means Trump could win. I mean, come on! He wouldn't even make his tax returns public. I had to. You had to. The only person who gets away with not doing it is Nancy Pelosi. That's 'cause she's racking up better stock market returns than Warren Buffett.
"So, what does Hillary do? Well, she and the DNC pay for this cockamamie 'Steele dossier' — what the devil is a 'dossier' anyway? Hillary and the DNC put the payment down as a 'legal expense' — you know, like Trump did with that Stormy Daniels thing — only the FEC gives Hillary a slap on the wrist, and she doesn't get prosecuted like Trump.
"And then — this is the best part — Hillary with a straight face starts yelling and screaming about how Trump 'colluded' with Russia! I didn't think it would work. Neither did my intel guys because they knew it was horse *bleep*. But, hey, the media ate it up. I mean, they hate Trump more than we do. The New York Times got a Pulitzer!!!
"But, then Trump f—-ing WINS the election! Are ... you ... KIDDING ... me?! Who saw THAT coming? How did THAT happen? So, we're like, now what?
"Well, a few days before I leave office — right before I'm out the door to look at houses in Martha's Vineyard — we green light 'Crossfire Hurricane' (I think Brennan came up with that name, big 'Rolling Stones' fan) to 'investigate' the Trump 'collusion' HILLARY made up. We're thinking, that'll at least guarantee the SOB will be a one-termer, right? And the orange mofo spends almost all his term fighting this B.S. I don't know how he slept. It doesn't get better than this!
"Now, get this — and here's the kicker — for the next four years, Hillary tells anyone who'll listen that Trump's an 'illegitimate' president, that Trump 'stole' the election, that SHE got robbed because of the Trump-Russia conspiracy SHE concocted, blah, blah, blah. I mean, you can't make this stuff up! And this just part kills me: NOBODY in the press accuses Hillary of being an 'election denier,' like we did to Trump after 2020. Even Jimmy Carter said the Russians put Trump in office. A president denying an election? But nobody called ol' Jimmy an 'election denier.'
"My favorite is this. After the 2016 election, Jeh Johnson, my Homeland Security guy, tells Congress, under oath, the Russians tried — but failed — to change a single vote tally. Not one! But YouGov comes out with a poll. Turns out, two-thirds of Democrats believe the Russians changed vote tallies to elect Trump. And this was after Johnson said they didn't! Either nobody listened to Johnson, or they hate Trump so much they don't believe his victory was legit. Either way, Trump limps along with half the country thinking Putin picked him. Sweet!
"And then, when he's out of office, he has the stones to say he's going to run AGAIN. Really? After two impeachments and losing to Biden, who barely left his basement? So, I tell Biden — who doesn't know his butt from third base — to get Bragg, Tish James, Fani and Jack Smith to prosecute Trump. That way the dude has to run in 2024 as a 'convicted felon.' And he STILL wins! But, hey, don't blame me. I WARNED them about Kamala.
"Anyway, Michelle and the girls are doing great ..."
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