Connie Schultz from Creators Syndicate https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz Creators Syndicate is an international syndication company that represents cartoonists and columnists of the highest caliber. en Thu, 20 Feb 2020 09:38:26 -0800 https://www.creators.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Connie Schultz from Creators Syndicate https://cdn.creators.com/features/connie-schultz-thumb.jpg https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz 2b6e4284ff60118ca280d6ebad7e9602 Oh, Sure, It's the Democrats Who Have a Problem for 02/13/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/02/20/oh-sure-its-the-democrats-who-have-a-problem Thu, 13 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>The laziest and most common campaign story right now is a version of the following: </p> <p>"The Democrats are in disarray!"<p>Updated: Thu Feb 13, 2020</p> 5f47d3502cbe223a334c5fff1a1d37ce What a State of Our Union for 02/06/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/02/20/what-a-state-of-our-union Thu, 06 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Well, I've finally attended a Trump rally. </p> <p>I thought I was showing up for Tuesday's State of the Union address, but as soon as Donald Trump refused to shake House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's hand, it was clear that even basic protocol would elude this impeached president. <p>Updated: Thu Feb 06, 2020</p> 6d2ac01938202c40a896e2f1b008db2e Wish You Were Here for 01/30/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/01/20/wish-you-were-here Thu, 30 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Even if you've been watching gavel-to-gavel television coverage of the Senate's impeachment trial, there's little you've been able to see beyond Chief Justice John Roberts and individuals talking at a lectern in front of a slab of busy marble.</p> <p>There's no sight of the senators on the floor.<p>Updated: Thu Jan 30, 2020</p> f2b227b1e7344de3296ed1f03b8d48a9 America Is Watching for 01/23/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/01/20/america-is-watching Thu, 23 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p>It is my habit, and my ethical obligation, to disclose a fact of my marriage when failing to do so could mislead you or diminish your trust in me. </p> <p>Circumstances and subject matter dictate when this is necessary. If I'm writing about our two rescue dogs, my husband's profession is irrelevant in his utter devotion to them. Likewise, his job has nothing to do with my insistence that no husband should speak for his wife without her permission, and by "permission" I impose the strictest of boundaries. Saying, "Yes, Honey, go ahead and order the curry for me," does not mean my husband may start any sentence with, "What my wife meant to say..." </p> <p>Fortunately, like all good men, he understands the difference. <p>Updated: Thu Jan 23, 2020</p> 1f455de9c116beb5fdc2ed3f21c09a8c It Piles Up, This Stuff in Our Way for 01/16/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/01/20/it-piles-up-this-stuff-in-our-way Thu, 16 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>On Monday, singer John Legend, a star by any measure, tweeted his choice for president to his 13.2 million followers:</p> <p>"I'll be voting for Elizabeth Warren in the CA Democratic primary."<p>Updated: Thu Jan 16, 2020</p> d2105905c7ca7d7ef8586c844f13dee1 Trump Brays, and the Congregation Cheers for 01/09/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/01/20/trump-brays-and-the-congregation-cheers Thu, 09 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>The day after he ordered the strike that killed Iran's Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani, President Donald Trump showed up at an evangelical church in Miami to cast himself as a modern-day savior of Christianity. </p> <p>This may be a bit confounding for those of you who remember that Trump rarely visited a church during the 2016 campaign, and when he did in Council Bluffs, Iowa, he pulled dollar bills out of his pocket when the communion plate passed his way. Well, look, if you're going to dwell on all that, you are never going to be invited to join Trump's newly founded Christian Church of Campaign Convenience. <p>Updated: Thu Jan 09, 2020</p> 44ccdce8b0ea8c404a2a6651c9fcc53f Life Awaits for 01/01/2020 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/12/19/life-awaits Wed, 01 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0800 <p>On Dec. 29, I became one day older than my mother on the day she died. </p> <p>I did not go to bed until I could say this out loud.</p> <p>At the stroke of midnight, I turned to my husband and said, "Today&#8212;"<p>Updated: Wed Jan 01, 2020</p> b8048e30eecc510f921c0fcb90ee4de4 Who We Are Now Will Be Our Legacy for 12/19/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/12/19/who-we-are-now-will-be-our-legacy Thu, 19 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p>We are in the last days of this year, and many of us will spend at least a portion of them in the company of children we love. </p> <p>Never have I been more mindful of this privilege. Most of us want to believe that we will live on in the memories of the children in our lives, but I wonder how many of us have thought about what our legacy will be. </p> <p>As I write, the House of Representatives is in its sixth hour of one- and two-minute speeches in either support of or opposition to the impeachment of Donald J. Trump. By the time you read this column, the president of the United States will have been impeached. He will soon face trial in the Senate, and Republican Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has made no secret of his intentions.<p>Updated: Thu Dec 19, 2019</p> 86c9c37b72e33e73081d5730da0b09b8 A Tip Tutorial, Brought to You by Christmas for 12/12/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/12/19/a-tip-tutorial-brought-to-you-by-christmas Thu, 12 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Last month, a reader tagged me in a post on her Facebook page to let me know that a tip jar in central Ohio was not operating as a tip jar at all. </p> <p>You would agree with her assessment, unless you're a restaurant patron who loves to reward good service with tips for managers and owners.<p>Updated: Thu Dec 12, 2019</p> 57e3282ea56a53a08b783ffcf30c335f Beware of Mike Pence for 12/05/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/12/19/beware-of-mike-pence Thu, 05 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p>In January of this year, I met Vice President Mike Pence and behaved like the woman my mother would have wanted me to be.</p> <p>She was a lifelong, working-class Democrat, a Christian who was pro-choice and pro-LGBTQ when it wasn't easy to be so in the Midwest. She's been gone 20 years, but as I shook Pence's hand and made small talk, I thought about her. "Represent," Mom always said. "Don't give them any reason to disrespect the people you come from."</p> <p>I was surrounded by six of our seven young grandchildren, along with other family members. We were in Washington, D.C., for the third swearing-in ceremony of my husband, U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown. It is customary to reenact that momentous occasion by later posing for a family photo with the vice president. <p>Updated: Thu Dec 05, 2019</p> 16b0c90a04cf4fd3dcb23aa170ba521b Calling All Patriots for 11/21/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/11/19/calling-all-patriots Thu, 21 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>When I was pregnant with my daughter, my parents gave me a Cabbage Patch doll with blonde hair and eyes that blinked. </p> <p>On the spot, I named her Gloria Steinem.<p>Updated: Thu Nov 21, 2019</p> 1def72c108b78873f4ed7c6f0c3aaabe The Valor of Ambassador Taylor for 11/14/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/11/19/the-valor-of-ambassador-taylor Thu, 14 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Five hours, nine minutes and 17 seconds into Wednesday's nationally televised impeachment hearing before the House Intelligence Committee, U.S. Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney, a Democrat from New York, began asking Ambassador William B. Taylor Jr. a series of questions about his military service. </p> <p>The career diplomat's brief, matter-of-fact answers illustrated the core of his character, and how a hero never lays claim to the title. </p> <p>Maloney: "Ambassador Taylor, what year did you graduate from West Point?"<p>Updated: Thu Nov 14, 2019</p> d0b5928a844b65853e47cf1488b792f5 Donald Trump Searches for a Boo-Free Zone for 11/07/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/11/19/donald-trump-searches-for-a-boo-free-zone Thu, 07 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Donald Trump is headed for Bryant-Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa this Saturday for the big football game between the University of Alabama and Louisiana State University.</p> <p>Why, we might wonder, would a president who is facing impeachment want to spend valuable prep time in a football stadium in Alabama? <p>Updated: Thu Nov 07, 2019</p> 5d14da334642fd38b3f6f57e20a84578 The Christian Right's Loud-Mouthed Wrong for 10/31/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/10/19/the-christian-rights-loud-mouthed-wrong Thu, 31 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Last Sunday, former Vice President Joe Biden attended 9 a.m. mass at Saint Anthony Catholic Church in Florence, South Carolina. He was in the state for his presidential campaign, but this early morning visit was reportedly intended as personal time, without journalists in tow.</p> <p>It didn't remain private for long. <p>Updated: Thu Oct 31, 2019</p> ce9a23ca80be411ddfceb32324ebbdf8 Halloween: A Tutorial for Adults for 10/24/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/10/19/halloween-a-tutorial-for-adults Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Once upon a time, during that period in our country when we no longer rode horses to the general store but apple was just a fruit, I was a 10-year-old girl who dreamed of being a witch for Halloween. I wanted to be Glinda the Good Witch, swathed in pink taffeta and glitter. </p> <p>My mother, of local beehive fame, would have rather had her head shaved than sew costumes for her kids. Off we went to Hills Department Store. And there she was, my immediate future: Popeye's nemesis, the Sea Hag of the Seven Seas. <p>Updated: Thu Oct 24, 2019</p> 81bd6e8e6f77d62261ea6f19f8f90aba We Are Not Helpless for 10/17/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/10/19/we-are-not-helpless Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>One of my earliest lessons as a columnist came after I wrote about a tip jar that wasn't.</p> <p>In 2004, I was standing in a coat-check line in Cleveland after a big event for a charitable group, watching one of the middle-aged women who had served our meals as she now stood behind the counter handing people their coats. A large glass jar marked "TIPS" sat on the counter to her right, and it was filled almost to the brim with cash, most of it in bills. <p>Updated: Thu Oct 17, 2019</p> 4654b4016b7984411da134fa8d22e06a An Annual Reminder: It's Your Divorce, Not Your Children's for 10/03/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/10/19/an-annual-reminder-its-your-divorce-not-your-childrens Thu, 03 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>It's October!</p> <p>Such a happy month for countless families of young children who are already brainstorming who or what they will be for Halloween. <p>Updated: Thu Oct 03, 2019</p> 9e0e0302cd34cc46135929656e74fe63 'Mr. President, You Have Come Into My Wheelhouse' for 09/26/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/09/19/mr-president-you-have-come-into-my-wheelhouse Thu, 26 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p></p><p>This week, those of us who never lost faith in Nancy Pelosi witnessed the confirmation of our trust.<p>Updated: Thu Sep 26, 2019</p> 1e60b7afcd1385890709a5c9505eef2b Sean Spicer Is Still Defending the Indefensible for 09/19/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/09/19/sean-spicer-is-still-defending-the-indefensible Thu, 19 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p></p><p>Earlier this week, Sean Spicer, Donald Trump's short-term press secretary with a long-term habit of sycophancy, made his debut on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."<p>Updated: Thu Sep 19, 2019</p> 2be3b72db4019d5283fee4f50afdb429 What Does It Mean to Be an American? for 09/12/2019 https://www.creators.com/read/connie-schultz/09/19/what-does-it-mean-to-be-an-american Thu, 12 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p></p><p>It was a wonderful birthday dinner, the kind we friends have come to expect whenever we arrive to celebrate the person who is about to blow out the candles. We leave feeling lucky to be alive, every last one of us.<p>Updated: Thu Sep 12, 2019</p>