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The Value of Diversity

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Diversity is not just a nice thing. It isn't just about fairness or equal opportunity. Diversity is good business, essential business, especially for companies that market to women — or are covered by them.

If you have any doubt, consider the iPad.

Is there a woman in America who did not laugh, or at least roll her eyes, the minute she heard that the newest, hottest tablet computer from one of America's most ingenuous companies was going to sound like a feminine hygiene product? The iKotex is what most people I know are calling it, with apologies to Kotex.

So where were those women? The short answer is that, plainly, they were not in the room. Go to Apple's home page and look at the pictures and bios of key executives. I'll tell you who you'll find: Steve, Timothy, Scott, Jonathan, Ron, Bob, Peter, Mark, Philip, Bertrand and Bruce. All white, all men. If there is a "top" woman at Apple, at best she's No. 12.

The video released by Apple to trumpet the genius of the iPad (it really does) is equally un-diverse. Only men use the iPad. Only men talk about the iPad. It's almost as bad as the name.

That might work if you were selling jock straps. It doesn't work if you want American consumers — half of whom are women — to buy your product. Even car companies, notoriously male at the top, use women in their promotional campaigns. Did they really think we wouldn't notice?

This is not a new issue at Apple. Every year in my law school class on gender discrimination, we review the latest Catalyst survey of Fortune 500 and Fortune 1000 companies in America that still have no women on their boards of directors, or no women among the top earners. Every year, Apple showed up on both lists.

Finally, in 2008, Apple announced that Andrea Jung, the CEO of Avon (a very un-Apple-like company that is full of women who sell to women, starting at the top), was joining Steve Jobs, Bill Campbell, Millard Drexler, Al Gore, Arthur D. Levinson, Eric Schmidt and Jerry York on its board of directors. Google's Schmidt has since left the board, leaving Andrea and the guys.

I am sure that each and every one of the men who serves in a key position at Apple is more than qualified for his position. But qualifications need to be defined more broadly if they are to reflect accurately what the business really needs. If half of your business depends on women, then there is something wrong with any definition of qualifications that doesn't take account of diversity.

I am absolutely certain that no one at Apple sat down and decided that women should be excluded from all the top positions. My guess is that the issue just never came up. That's the problem. These days, most discrimination is so totally unconscious that the people involved don't even know they're discriminating. It's just that when they think about who the most qualified person is, they think of someone just like themselves. And when they're sitting in a room full of people who look just like them, it doesn't occur to them that someone is missing.

I know a lot of women who spend their days in front of Apple computers who are almost embarrassed that the company they so love and admire could frankly be so blind and stupid. And finding out why doesn't make it better. This is Apple's chance to change.

Some years ago, a friend was having dinner with a group of male movie executives and agents, when George Burns stopped at their table. He looked at the group, shook his head, and in that special way laughed and said: "Get a dame."

George had Gracie. Apple needs to find some dames. They will make a great company better.

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The "kotex" comparison never occurred to me. I don't call sanitary napkins "pads" and in any case--when I was of an age to use such things--I almost never used them. My associations with the noun "pad" are primarily writing pads, then mouse pads, then an archaic slang word for "residence."

In fact, my dictionary doesn't even list "sanitary napkin" as a synonym for pad. All this tee-hee about sanitary napkins has a distinct middle-school ring to it.

Apple's hiring policies are another matter. I wouldn't know about that. But for at least one "woman in America," the pad association was completely off the wall.
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Wed Feb 3, 2010 3:16 AM
The "kotex" comparison never occurred to me. I don't call sanitary napkins "pads" and in any case--when I was of an age to use such things--I almost never used them. My associations with the noun "pad" are primarily writing pads, then mouse pads, then an archaic slang word for "residence."

In fact, my dictionary doesn't even list "sanitary napkin" as a synonym for pad. All this tee-hee about sanitary napkins has a distinct middle-school ring to it.

Apple's hiring policies are another matter. I wouldn't know about that. But for at least one "woman in America," the pad association was completely off the wall.
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Wed Feb 3, 2010 3:18 AM
Ms Estrich's commentary appeared on Rasmussen Reports today. The following is my e-mail to them regarding the "diversity" piece.

Well, Ms Estrich left me gasping for breath during fits of laughter about the iPad, or iKotex, if you will. If I read her correctly, women of the world would not be so defamed and insulted by the iPad name if only Steve had seen fit to staff his company and the board with at least 50 percent women, who, we are to believe, would never have approved the name iPad.

Such claims of high value for "diversity" in the workplace really undermine any credibility the "diversity" advocates seek to obtain. Trivializing their long-held belief, as a code word for "affirmative action", that "diversity" is the answer to so many real and pressing social problems, minimizes their chances for being taken seriously. Ms Estrich should know this. I thought for a moment or two she had her tongue firmly in cheek. She did not. She was deadly serious, and that realization brought greater laughter.

Oh, where, oh where, was Ms Estrich when the Neanderthal industrialists came up with brake pads, yoga pads, mouse pads, sleeping pads, heating pads, sanding pads, flute pads, seat pads, mattress pads, launch pads, carpet pads, ink pads and, heaven forbid, shoulder pads!

If George really said, "Get a dame,", then I must say to Ms Estrich, "get a life."



Comment: #3
Posted by: Doug Matthews
Wed Feb 3, 2010 1:50 PM
You've got a compelling point there Susan. A few more women in that huddle would have come up with a much better name, like...oh....iTampon?

Get a life. The NFL does fine without Jews; NOW seems content to be run by women; and most major industrial enterprises have done well for over a century with few women execs. China and Japan have zero diversity. They're doing fine.

It's fine to want power and money and to force others to give it to you, but the "diversity" rationale makes no sense at all.
Comment: #4
Posted by: Alex K.
Thu Feb 4, 2010 3:55 PM
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