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Republicans Are Sighing, Not Cheering

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The most notable factor in the Republican presidential race thus far is the depth of despair into which Republican voters have sunk.

They cannot find a candidate. Faced with a Democratic incumbent who appears shockingly weak to them, the Republicans have been unable to find a big nominee with a big voice to oppose him.

Instead, they are finding a series of small nominees with squeaky voices. Some think the Republican problem is that its voters have failed to "coalesce" around a single candidate. That is not the problem.

The problem is that there is no candidate around whom Republicans can coalesce. The field is not just weak, it is barren.

The GOP is now the party of woulda, coulda, shoulda. If only this governor had run. If only that person had not dropped out early. If only there had not been so many debates to introduce the candidates to the American people long before the candidates were ready to be introduced.

Today, what ushers forth from the throats of loyal Republicans is not a cheer, but a sigh.

The GOP nominating race has been reduced to four men.

One, Ron Paul, is really running to explain libertarianism to the American people, make it seem more mainstream, less scary and more acceptable when it comes time for his son, Rand Paul, 49, a Republican senator from Kentucky, to run for president.

One, Newt Gingrich, has already exploded in a puff of moon dust, a victim not so much of his ideas, as of his own bitterness and lack of self-discipline.

One, Mitt Romney has burned through an incredible amount of money convincing Republicans he is not really one of them. No matter how many opponents he has plowed under — Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Jon Huntsman — there has always been a new one to spring up.

As a recent Daily Kos blog post neatly summed it up: "Mitt Romney spent $33 million (in January) destroying Newt Gingrich, and all he got was Rick Santorum in return."

Which leaves the Republicans with Rick Santorum atop the polls. And while this has gladdened the hearts of some "true" conservatives, others in the party look at the fall match-up — Rick Santorum vs. Barack Obama — and see a boy going up against a man.

In a long, balanced and very good analysis of Santorum in Sunday's Washington Post, Dan Balz reports: "Privately, strategists in both parties predict huge problems for Santorum. A GOP strategist, who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to be candid, predicted that Santorum would be 'eviscerated' by the Democrats in a general election."

Oh, is that all?

There are the fantasists who think that somebody — Sarah Palin, Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels, Jeb Bush — can ride into the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla., in late August and ride out with the nomination.

But that's not going to happen.

The party is not going to turn its back on a candidate who has made the long, hard, expensive slog through the primary process, enduring the debates, appealing to voters and amassing delegates, in favor of somebody who swoops down and tries to gain victory without breaking a sweat.

Republicans don't roll that way. Maybe they should this year. But they won't.

The Republicans have faced the same unappetizing choice from the beginning: In a year in which the economy could play the pivotal role in the election, the party can either nominate Mitt Romney or take the economy off the table.

Santorum would be happy to talk about faith (he's for it), abortion (he's against it even in cases of rape and incest) and birth control ("I don't think it's a healthy thing for our country," he says) all day long.

And do you know who would be even happier? Barack Obama. Obama would be delighted to make this election about anything but the economy.

Santorum has an economic plan. He has a jobs plan. He has an energy plan. He has positions like, "Hydraulic fracturing has turned oil shale into an economically viable resource."

But, having attended several of his speeches, I can honestly report hearing much more about conservative values than about hydraulic fracturing.

Romney is hoping that his party wakes up, blinks once or twice and says: "Rick Santorum is really electable as president? In what parallel universe?"

And to make that point, Romney is bringing in his big gun: Donald Trump.

Some (well, me, actually) think Romney's campaign made a huge mistake in making a splashy show of accepting Trump's endorsement in early February (I would have hid under a bed), demonstrating that it was so disconnected from the real world that it actually thought Trump was something other than a TV showman and buffoon.

Now, according to ABC's Michael Falcone, Romney has dispatched Trump to Michigan to do radio interviews in the Flint-Saginaw market, Traverse City, Lansing, Detroit and other places where Trump normally wouldn't be caught dead.

What Romney thinks this will accomplish is unknown. This campaign, Trump became known for his championing of the utterly discredited "birther" movement when he said on March 30 last year: "I have a birth certificate. People have birth certificates. He (Barack Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there is something on that birth certificate — maybe religion, maybe it says he's a Muslim, I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want that. Or, he may not have one."

And this is the guy Romney wants fronting for him in Michigan?

No wonder Republicans are sighing.

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I'm starting to think the GOP don't think Obama is such a bad President after all. I think even they are horrified at what they've sent to represent the Republican party. The way Newt, Mitt, and Santorum bash each other I wouldn't be surprised if every one of them votes Democratic in November. Even they know President Obama is better than any one of them or all four of them put together. That's not sour grapes. Total disappointment. I would have loved to see Obama whip Republican butt, but in a fair fight with a good contender. Seems to me they know they can't beat him in a fair fight so they've thrown it. Once he's re-elected they'll start throwing stones again. They're good at that.
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Posted by: demecra zydeem
Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:31 PM
Let's see... good Republican contenders.... Mitch Daniels? The architect of George W. Bush's deficits? Chris Christie? The loudmouth, overweight buffoon?

All the qualified, experienced, sane, competent Republican candidates died years ago.
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Posted by: Bruce Strickland
Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:25 PM
There has not been a president since Eisenhower that has not trampled the constitution. You partisan puppets continue to vote for anyone with a D next to their name. However I do not see that much difference between Bush and Obama in reguards to foreign policy or constition shreding. Ron Paul is the only one running for president that has not endorsed the contiuous expansion of big brother's power. Clinton was more conservative than either Bush even though he was brought to that point kicking and screaming but at least he gave a sht what the voters wanted. Also, please stop calling yourselves "liberals". Liberals like freedom. What you actually are is Social Progressives. At least other socialist like Communist and Nazis are upfront about what results they want to obtain.
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Posted by: SCOTT
Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:15 PM
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