creators.com opinion web
Liberal Opinion Conservative Opinion
Roger Simon
Roger Simon
25 May 2012
Businessmen Make Lousy Presidents

My experience with vulture capitalism is limited. A vulture could not make even a snack out of my capital. I don'… Read More.

23 May 2012
Is Mitt Romney Count Dracula?

In the end, it won't be about who raises the most money. It won't be about who ate a dog or kept one on the … Read More.

18 May 2012
Poll Results Are “Massaged” Before They Are Released

I promise you this is not another one of my columns about how polls suck. Point One: You already know polls suck.… Read More.

Mount Newt Erupts!

Share Comment

DES MOINES, Iowa — Nobody erupts like Newt Gingrich. While his face remains largely placid, the words flow from his lips like lava.

"I think Ron Paul's views are totally outside the mainstream of virtually every decent American," Gingrich told CNNs Wolf Blitzer Tuesday evening.

Ron Paul, Newt says, has "not yet disowned" his own newsletter that has contained "racist, anti-Semitic" slurs, "called for the destruction of Israel" and "called for a race war."

Further, according to Gingrich, Ron Paul believes "the United States was responsible for 9/11."

"He's not going to get the nomination; it won't happen," Gingrich says. "The people in the United States are not going to accept somebody who thinks it's irrelevant if Iran gets a nuclear weapon." And in the laughably unlikely event that Ron Paul does get the Republican nomination, Gingrich says he will not vote for him.

And the lava flow doesn't stop at Ron Paul.

Mitt Romney has made the mistake of twitting Gingrich's campaign for comparing its failure to get on the ballot in Virginia to "Pearl Harbor."

"I think it's more like Lucille Ball at the chocolate factory," Romney tells reporters with a laugh.

Uh-oh. This somewhat oblique reference to incompetence causes a new eruption from Mount Newt.

Gingrich challenged Romney to a 90-minute debate in Iowa where, Gingrich says, "I want to see him say that to my face." "If you want to attack people," Gingrich says, "at least be man enough to own it."

At least be man enough.

Newt also accuses Romney "of paying for abortions with state money," but that is nothing compared to the "man enough" attack. Gingrich has promised to stay positive, but his being able to do so has severe limits.

Romney is not a real man, Gingrich says, because he attacks people via television rather than in person.

(That Gingrich is engaging in precisely the same behavior is neither here nor there.)

A Romney spokesman dismisses the eruption as another sign that Gingrich has "had a really bad week." A Paul spokesman says it is a sign of Gingrich's "frustration from his floundering campaign."

But is Gingrich floundering? From mid-November to mid-December, a series of polls taken in Iowa showed Gingrich in first place. Three recent polls taken in Des Moines show him in third place.

Could this be because the attack ads by Romney and Paul have taken their toll? Could be, but there are so many warring ads on Iowa TV these days, that it is hard to believe anyone is taking them very seriously. Just trying to follow them all puts one at the risk of whiplash.

There are no more debates before the caucuses on Tuesday. (Mitt Romney has declined Gingrich's invitation to prove his manhood.)

Probably, the last major event will be the Sunday publication of the Des Moines Register Iowa Poll, a poll with a record of accuracy in a state that is difficult to poll. (It is difficult to poll because it is difficult to cast an actual ballot in the Iowa caucuses compared to answering a pollster's questions.)

The keys to victory will be passion, organization and electability: The ability to evoke passion from caucus voters, an effective campaign organization that identifies supporters and gets them to the polls, and the perception of who will be most electable next November.

No candidate has all three keys, but two will be good enough, and one may do in a pinch.

The results next Tuesday will probably eliminate only the very bottom of the pack. The top finishers will storm, stroll or limp into New Hampshire for yet another round of bloodletting.

"It's a very confusing field right now," Gingrich says. And he is doing his best to keep it that way.

To find out more about Roger Simon, and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.

COPYRIGHT 2011 CREATORS.COM


Comments

0 Comments | Post Comment
Already have an account? Log in.
New Account  
Your Name:
Your E-mail:
Your Password:
Confirm Your Password:

Please allow a few minutes for your comment to be posted.

Enter the numbers to the right:  
Creators.com comments policy
More
Roger Simon
May. `12
Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
29 30 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 1 2
About the author About the author
Write the author Write the author
Printer friendly format Printer friendly format
Email to friend Email to friend
View by Month
Roland Martin
Roland S. MartinUpdated 20 Jun 2012
Marc Dion
Marc DionUpdated 28 May 2012
Steve Chapman
Steve ChapmanUpdated 27 May 2012

18 Jul 2007 McCain Promises to Fight on, Says Immigration on Back Burner

11 May 2012 Big Problems for Small Pols

8 Jun 2007 The Other Obama: No Second-Stringer