'Southern-Fried Huck-bee' (sung to the tune of 'Dixie')Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton Where Huck-A-bee's playing dirty rotten. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Fred Thompson took it all in stride When Huck's loony fringe push-polled his hide. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Refrain: We saw the real Mike Huck-bee. Hooray! Hooray! We saw the real Mike Huck-A-bee Draped in the flag of Dixie. Well, shame on you! I wonder what would Jesus do? No way! Pew-yoo! Would He support Mike Huck-bee!
Giuliani has no dog in this fight, So Huckster plays up statesmen's rights. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
John Edwards, as a son of the South, Knows when to watch what comes from his mouth. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
The pastor has his Minutemen Who want to deport all the Mex-I-cans. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Refrain: We saw the real Mike Huck-bee. Hooray! Hooray! We saw the real Mike Huck-A-bee Draped in the flag of Dixie. Well, shame on you! I wonder what would Jesus do? No way! Pew-yoo! Would He support Mike Huck-bee!
Hillary has that accent again. Down South, she's Paula Deen's missing twin. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Obama won't deal the racial card, But Slick Bill's pals keep pushing him hard. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Our Constitution will take a hit Once Huck's theocrats change it bit by bit. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Refrain: We saw the real Mike Huck-bee. Hooray! Hooray! We saw the real Mike Huck-A-bee Way down south in Dixie. Well, shame on you! I wonder what would Jesus do? No way! Pew-yoo! Would He support Mike Huck-bee!
Mitt Romney's smile is wearing thin. An AP reporter is stalking him. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Huck's Army is quite young and bold, But their methods smack of days of old. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
To try to get the pickup vote, Huck said everything except, "Git a rope." Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
McCain sure dodged that Swift boat crowd. The former POW made his country proud. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Refrain: We saw the real Mike Huck-bee Hooray! Hooray! We saw the real Mike Huck-A-bee Draped in the flag of Dixie. Well, shame on you! I wonder what would Jesus do? No way! Pew-yoo! Would He support Mike Huck-bee!
The Dems are saying "Hardy, har." At last, we see what Ar-KAN-saw. Look away, look away, Look away, Caroline-A.
Refrain: We saw the real Mike Huck-bee. Hooray! Hooray! We saw the real Mike Huck-A-bee Draped in the flag of Dixie. Well, shame on you! I wonder what would Jesus do? No way! Pew-yoo! Would He support Mike Huck-bee?
Rhonda Chriss Lokeman (lokeman@kcstar.com) is a columnist for The Kansas City Star. COPYRIGHT 2008 CREATORS SYNDICATE INC.
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