Michelle Malkin from Creators Syndicate

“To Stop the Multiplication of the Unfit” for 02/10/2012

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

If you aren't creeped out by the No Birth Control Left Behind rhetoric of the White House and Planned Parenthood, you aren't listening closely enough. The anesthetic of progressive benevolence always dulls the senses. Wake up.

When a bunch of wealthy white women and elite Washington bureaucrats defend the trampling of religious liberties in the name of "increased access" to &qu ...

Updated: Fri Feb 10, 2012

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Super PAC-Men: Obama Bundlers Gone Wild! for 02/08/2012

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The White House didn't blow a dog whistle for deep-pocketed liberal donors on Monday. No, the administration whipped out a supersized vuvuzela. Blaring message: Let loose the campaign finance-bundling hounds of super PAC war!

President Obama's campaign manager, Jim Messina, who served as White House deputy chief of staff for operations before assuming 2012 re-election duties, announced t ...

Updated: Wed Feb 08, 2012

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Jim Moran, Racist Pig for 02/03/2012

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Congressman Jim Moran is an old white Democrat from Virginia who thinks he can judge whether we minority conservatives are acting sufficiently non-white enough. Moran's an inveterate bully, a brawler, a crook and a bigot. And not one of his civility-preaching liberal colleagues has the courage to call him out.

Responding on cable news to GOP Rep. Allen West's blunt criticisms of Presiden ...

Updated: Fri Feb 03, 2012

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First, They Came for the Catholics for 02/01/2012

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800

President Obama and his radical feminist enforcers have had it in for Catholic medical providers from the get-go. It's about time all people of faith fought back against this unprecedented encroachment on religious liberty. First, they came for the Catholics. Who's next?

This weekend, Catholic bishops informed parishioners of the recent White House edict forcing religious hospitals, scho ...

Updated: Wed Feb 01, 2012

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Mr. and Mrs. Cranky Pants for 01/27/2012

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

So, it turns out that the cool cat billed as "No Drama Obama" by his sycophants is actually quite the drama queen. While the White House publicly pretends to ignore conservative detractors of his administration, Chief Touchy-Touchy seems to be personally consumed by our critiques. Yes, mine included.

On Wednesday, the president had himself a mini-"Toddlers and Tiaras" ...

Updated: Fri Jan 27, 2012

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Obama's Green Robber Barons for 01/25/2012

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Had enough of fat cat Barack Obama, his jet-setting wife and his multi-millionaire Chicago consigliere/real-estate mogul Valerie Jarrett attacking the "rich"? Well, brace yourselves. You'll be hearing much more from the White House about the "wealthy few" who aren't paying their "fair share" as Obama's re-election campaign doubles down on class-war demagoguery.

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Updated: Wed Jan 25, 2012

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The Land of Obama Make-Believe for 01/20/2012

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Where did President Obama go after killing off thousands of Keystone XL pipeline construction and manufacturing jobs? Why, Disney World, of course. Sabotaging work is hard work for Goofy and his pals.

And where'd he head after that? Why, up to Manhattan for more high-priced campaign fundraisers charging up to $38,500 per partier. The business of wining and dining politically conn ...

Updated: Fri Jan 20, 2012

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The Bank of (Democratic Party) America for 01/18/2012

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Well, isn't this rich? And I do mean rich. President Obama, man of the people, will deliver his presidential nomination acceptance speech at the Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, N.C. — so that Democratic Party fundraisers can reward big donors with skyboxes and other lavish perks.

As usual, the White House and its allies are trying to camouflage naked partisan money-grubbing i ...

Updated: Wed Jan 18, 2012

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Obama's “Razist” Lobbyist Moves Up for 01/13/2012

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

With public attention focused on the GOP primaries, the White House quietly promoted another self-dealing lobbyist to serve as President Obama's top domestic policy adviser. Promises? What broken promises?

Cecilia Munoz, the current director of intergovernmental affairs at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., will now serve as head of the Domestic Policy Council. She'll wield heightened influence at ...

Updated: Fri Jan 13, 2012

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Romney and McCain: The GOP Frenemies' Club for 01/11/2012

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Michael Corleone said to "keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." But what, pray tell, do we do with our frenemies? This is the awful election-year quandary of movement conservatives. And everything you need to know about our heartache can be summed up in one image: 2008 presidential election loser John McCain and Mitt Romney together on the campaign trail.

When they ...

Updated: Wed Jan 11, 2012

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Obama's Super-Czar Is on the Loose for 01/06/2012

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

Here is the operating motto of the Obama White House: "So let it be written, so let it be done!" Like Yul Brynner's Pharaoh Ramses character in Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments," the demander in chief stands with arms akimbo issuing daily edicts to his constitution-subverting minions with an imperious wave of his hand. His entourage of insatiable usurpers never rests ...

Updated: Fri Jan 06, 2012

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Iowa-Bashing Snobs and Sore Losers for 01/04/2012

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800

The Iowa caucuses may not have much predictive value, but they did a wonderful job of unmasking both elitist whingers on the left and incompetent whiners on the right.

As they do every presidential election cycle, progressives of pallor wore their indelible disdain for Middle America on their sleeves. Pale-faced University of Iowa journalism professor Stephen Bloom launched a 6,000-word ...

Updated: Wed Jan 04, 2012

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The Year in Obama Scandals -- and Scandal Deniers for 12/28/2011

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

With 2011 drawing to a close, it is time to account. As an early-and-often chronicler of Chicago-on-the-Potomac, I am amazed at the stubborn and clingy persistence of President Barack Obama's snowblowers in the media. See no scandal, hear no scandal, speak no scandal.

Dartmouth College professor Brendan Nyhan asserted in May — while Operation Fast and Furious subpoenas were flying ...

Updated: Wed Dec 28, 2011

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The Obama-mas Choir sings "Home for the Holidays" for 12/23/2011

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

They just don't know when to quit. Consumed with the singular task of re-electing Barack Obama, progressives across the country will use the holiday season to propagandize their conservative relatives and friends. White House elves are directing the re-education Christmas camp efforts.

On Tuesday, the Obama 2012 campaign released an instructional video titled "Home for the Holidays: ...

Updated: Fri Dec 23, 2011

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Michelle Obama's Unsavory School Lunch Flop for 12/21/2011

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

The road to gastric hell is paved with first lady Michelle Obama's Nanny State intentions. Don't take my word for it. School kids in Los Angeles have blown the whistle on the east wing chef-in-chief's healthy lunch diktats. Get your Pepto Bismol ready. The taste of government waste is indigestion-inducing.

According to a weekend report by the Los Angeles Times, the city's "trailblaz ...

Updated: Wed Dec 21, 2011

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Nancy Pelosi, Down and Dirty for 12/16/2011

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

As a rueful Queen Elizabeth once said of a particularly rough year for the royal family, 2011 is "not a year on which" Queen Nancy Pelosi "shall look back with undiluted pleasure." The former House Speaker relinquished her crown — er, gavel — in January. It's been an epic downhill ski crash ever since.

Most recently, Pelosi faced questions from liberal &qu ...

Updated: Fri Dec 16, 2011

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Port Whine: Big Labor's Occu-Punks for 12/14/2011

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

Scruffy progressive protesters locked themselves together across railroad tracks, blocked traffic and shouted profanities at police on Tuesday in a coordinated "West Coast Port Shutdown." Truckers lost wages. Shippers lost business. This is what the Occupy Wall Street movement calls "victory."

Aging Big Labor bosses toasted one another from the sidelines as they decla ...

Updated: Wed Dec 14, 2011

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Holder, Blago, Richardson: Triangle of Sleaze for 12/09/2011

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

It was a rough week for the corruptocracy. White House officials better ho-ho-hold on tight because the sleigh ride isn't going to get any smoother.

On Wednesday, disgraced former Gov. Rod Blagojevich, D-Ill., received a 14-year prison sentence for scheming to sell President Barack Obama's Senate office, along with several other pay-for-play schemes. Blago played the distressed daddy for ...

Updated: Fri Dec 09, 2011

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Ixnay on Cordray: Not Another Obama Czar for 12/07/2011

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

Wrapping himself in the mantle of Theodore Roosevelt's "National Greatness" agenda, President Obama urged the nation to stand strong and unite behind ... his umpteenth regulatory czar. Nothing symbolizes American strength and vigor more than another unaccountable Washington bureaucrat.

If Richard Cordray, the stalled White House nominee to enforce the Dodd-Frank financial burea ...

Updated: Wed Dec 07, 2011

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Miley Cyrus, Occupier Poster Girl for 12/02/2011

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800

She's perfect. Miley Cyrus, Hollywood's perpetually half-dressed wild child with an insatiable appetite for attention, jumped in front of the Occupy Wall Street bandwagon this week. The young Disney mogul unveiled a YouTube anthem hailing the aimless, anti-capitalist protesters. Smells like opportunistic teen queen spirit.

Like so much of the warmed-over, Big Labor-underwritten Occupy mo ...

Updated: Fri Dec 02, 2011

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