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Confessions of a Recovering Red Sox Fanatic


It was a great run while it lasted. To be a Boston Red Sox fan meant your team — especially when matched against the too rich, too arrogant and altogether too successful New York Yankees — was predictably cast as the gutsy outsider David against baseball's overbearing Goliath.

Ever since the Revolutionary War, when a rag-tag collection of farmers and firebrands defeated the 18th century's superpower, the British Empire, Americans have rooted for the gutsy underdog.

Underdogs, it turns out, are underdogs for a good reason: They usually lose. Between 1921 and 2003, the Yankees won the American League championship 39 times and won the World Series 26 times (17 more times than any other team in baseball history), while in that same 83-year span, the Red Sox were league champions only four times and never won a World Series. That all changed at 12:01 a.m. on Oct. 21, 2004, in Yankee Stadium (where I was fortunate to be), when Boston's long-shot also-rans became the first team in baseball history to rally from a 3-0 playoff game deficit and win four consecutive games.

That memory — and the repeat World Series victory in 2007 — is today no longer magic, devalued by subsequent disclosures that the two principal Red Sox stars of that miracle comeback, Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, have tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs. When Yankees Jason Giambi, Alex Rodriguez, Andy Pettite and (ex-Red Soxer) Roger Clemens were all tagged for illegally using steroids, we Red Sox fans had felt, let's be honest, morally superior. That was misconduct to be expected from the Yankees, the AIG of baseball, not from anyone wearing the uniform of our virtuous Red Sox nation.

But it turns out our Boston guys — even the lovable Big Papi — were "juicing," too.

Yes, the soulless, corporate Yankees do have the highest payroll in baseball. But it's impossible to portray the Red Sox as some 98-pound weakling having beach sand kicked in his face by the muscle-bound bully when a check of the American League's records reveals that the team with the second-highest payroll — as well as the second-highest ticket prices — is in fact the Red Sox.

The New York-Boston competition begins to look more like Goldman Sachs versus Citigroup or Microsoft against Google. Or maybe ExxonMobil against Chevron.

Facts like these all combine to sabotage the treasured narrative of the lifelong Red Sox fan — of our outgunned Little Guys against the haughty millionaires of the Evil Empire. Sorry, but that dog won't hunt anymore. None of this makes the Yankees more appealing. I still endorse the profound wisdom of Bill Mead when he wrote in his "Official New York Yankees-Hater's Handbook": "Most all good Americans hate the Yankees. It is a value we cherish and pass on to our children like decency and democracy and the importance of a good breakfast."

Why do so many people share that enmity? "Because," according to Bill Mead, "they're spoiled rotten. They think they're such hot stuff. Their owner is obnoxious. Their fans are gross and crude."

I have no doubt that the typical Red Sox fan is still more likely to take the time to escort an unsure grandmother across the busy city intersection. And, yes, cheering for the Yankees is still a lot like pulling for OPEC.

But now, after Boston's championships have been both sullied and compromised by the steroid reports and when Red Sox company pockets are shown to be deeper than any other organization's in the playoffs (except the Yankees), it is impossible for this Red Sox fan to pretend any longer that we enjoy some moral superiority over our New York counterparts. Because, truth be told, we don't.

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Sir;...Why does anyone want to write about baseball??? Is it a metaphore for all things American??? Is it less troubled by the vagaries and vicissitudes of fate than this broad land???Is it less certain there that the good shall go down in defeat while the vicious and unscrupulous triumph??? God sets a judge before all men, and knowledge is judgement said the Kant; but what does any one do when the judge is as blind as justice????Verily, the heroic and gentle will be laid at the feet of the strong, for that is the law of the land... And what shall good folk do??? If only the government were so easily canned as poor managers....I think the game is all tied up...I don't think Baseball works as a metaphore any better than the country works...I think big money is killing both...Money takes the virtue out of people, but it also takes the fun out of the game... The same sense of value that makes stadiums valuable realestate makes every urban ball park into valuable realestate... The same logic that makes the labor of one man more valuable than any other doing a roughly similar job leaves us all dependent upon the kindness of the owner... We need parks, and we need incentives for kids to play in them...They need to be watched, policed, cleaned, and safe...If there is not enough money at the bottom of baseball, the money at the top will only buy the infidelity of overgrown children...Only those kids who have actually played the game will ever fall in love with it, and support it... Well, the same is true of the society, that success must be ever evident...People who cannot play the game; and we are now to accept that 10% of the population who want to play the game will no longer be able to, will have no reason to love it... Ten percent of a population is enough to bring a society down... If too much wealth concentrated in too few hands can ruin baseball, it can ruin this society, and I see that it has... All that stuff of fate aside, we need to make our own luck...We need to take matters into our own hands, dare fate, and hit the big one, or go down swinging...America is Baseball, and Baseball is America... It is not a spectator sport no matter how much we watch it on t.v.... Thanks...Sweeney
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