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A Joyless Capital

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President John F. Kennedy in 1963 gave his White House special assistant and close personal friend, Dave Powers, a silver beer mug for his birthday, on which was inscribed:

"There are three things which are real:

God, human folly, and laughter.

The first two are beyond our comprehension.

So we must do what we can with the third."

Kennedy could heed his own counsel. In a presidential press conference when a reporter asked: "There's a feeling in some quarters, sir, that Big Business is forcing you to come to terms. Businessmen seem to have the attitude, 'Now we have you where we want you.'" Kennedy's spontaneous retort, "I can't believe I'm where Big Business wants me," left the room in laughter.

By contrast, Washington today is a melancholy place. Yes, the broken economy continues to inflict immense pain and fear throughout the nation. But then, the Soviets' erection of the Berlin Wall and the Cuban missile crisis pushed the world toward nuclear war. Can anyone recall even a semi-memorable self-deprecating line, poking fun at himself, spoken by President Obama?

To the outside observer, this White House reflects no joy. When the president's most important advisors are interviewed, they invariably wear frowns while regularly faulting the shallowness of the press, especially television news, along with the pint-sized attention span of Washingtonians. They look dyspeptic and leave the unmistakable impression they would prefer to be working and living someplace, make that any place, else other than the District of Columbia. Vice President Joe Biden, who mostly seems delighted to be where he is, professionally and geographically, is the conspicuous exception.

True, Washington and the federal government are both profoundly unpopular across the country. But the Democrats, whether they like it or not, have a long history of championing a strong, constructive role for the national government. Republicans are the anti-government party.

If the contest in 2010 or beyond is simply over which party dislikes Washington or the federal government more, Democrats lose and Republicans win.

From your own personal experience, whom would you prefer to sit next to in your own car pool? Someone who is upbeat and obviously enjoys and values what she is doing, or some dour soul who reminds us of H.L. Mencken's definition of the puritan — someone who is haunted by the fear that someone somewhere may be happy?

Nearly every administration in some way makes us smile. In 1962, Vaughn Meader, a 26-year-old stand-up comic, perfectly mimicked JFK's accent on a recording that spoofed the Kennedys and which sold 1.2 albums in its first two weeks of release and 7.5 million overall.

Comedians Rich Little and Jim Morris both captured Ronald Reagan's distinctive style, and Little and David Frye almost made Richard Nixon funny. President Gerry Ford (who insisted that his Republican challenger in 1976, Ronald Reagan, did not dye his hair but instead that it was just "prematurely orange") made comedian Chevy Chase a star.

Who does not grin when reminded of Dana Carvey's brilliant George H.W. Bush, Darrell Hammond's Bill Clinton or Will Ferrell's George W. Bush?

Because the Obama presidency is neither humorous nor apparently much fun, the late-night comedians have produced few humorous one-liners about the administration. But far more important is the sullen mood from the White House, which directly infects the federal city and indirectly the general populace.

Let me offer this blunt advice to those in the White House: Yes, you are making enormous sacrifices — personal and, perhaps, professional — to work long hours under intense pressure while subjected to unfair criticism. But just think how lucky you are to be able to contribute and, possibly, make this a world a little more just.

There are thousands of people, in greater Washington alone, who would give a limb to be able to do what you do every day. Do yourself and the nation a favor: Be grateful; be enthusiastic; be hopeful; be cheerful. Dare to smile and, occasionally even, to laugh at yourself. It makes a difference.

To find out more about Mark Shields and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate web page at www.creators.com.

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Bravo!!!
or as Vaughn Meader said, "the, ahh, rubber swan, is mine."
Comment: #1
Posted by: Jeff Sedlack
Fri Oct 1, 2010 7:56 PM
Sir; ... As I may have mentioned to you; Presidents are forced to govern from the middle... They invariably lose votes, and must gain them from those who once resisted them... The problem for Mr. Obama is that of a blind man feeling along the edge of a cliff... There is no middle for him, and only precipice... He can braille his way along, but no matter how far out he reaches with the white cane of hope, he isn't going to find the other side... He is a leper to the right, and is rapidly becoming the albatros of the left... No one wants to be tied to him... What he has done to try to revive the economy has performed CPR on the monster that choked -swallowing America... The little people of the Right are going to be just as oppressed as the little people of the Left to pay for that revival... The left is not going to get the change it wants, the change it voted for, but it will be handed the bill for making wall street whole, -when they know it is wall street that has been cutting them short... To the Right, Mr. Obama will always be black... To the left, he will never be black enough to be one of them... He has shown his true color, and it is not black or white or red or blue... His color is green... He is one of them, not really understanding what is happening in Economics, that the rich man's gain is the poor man's loss, and so, at the mercy of advisors who can imagine no other form than the form they see dying before them...He is institutional, and that is the problem with people who master a form like law or government, that the form masters them at the same time... They lose their vision and imagination, and are useless to humanity... Mr. Obama can point with pride to a Wall Street that is doing fine, and never grasp the obvious fact that their gain, as it has always been, -straight from the common wealth to them, -is our loss... And now the monster he has helped to save is turning on him, and will destroy him, and if we cannot stop it, us too with him, this nation, to whom they play Judas... Thanks... Sweeney
Comment: #2
Posted by: James A, Sweeney
Sat Oct 2, 2010 4:12 AM
About the only good laughs in politics these days is at (not with) the members of the Tea Party.
Comment: #3
Posted by: Mike Ohr
Sun Oct 3, 2010 8:02 AM
It would just be cosmetic, Mark, just as it would be for them to heed Maureen Dowd's advice to have a heart and stop sounding so cold and distant. The panic would subside and smiles would come back if there was a sense that they know what they're doing.

I heard an interview with Bill Clinton a couple of weeks ago, in which he was asked where he thought the Administration should be going and what message they should be sending going into the elections. It took him about three sentences to make orders of magnitude more sense than anything I've heard any of that sorry crew utter since they've moved in. Very sad.
Comment: #4
Posted by: Masako
Tue Oct 5, 2010 7:52 PM
Whatever became of the word "meanspirited' when we need it most. In 55 years of being active in politics at the local level, I've NEVER NEVER seen a more meanspirited administration.

I've seen paranoid (Nixon) and incompetent (Carter) but never the two together like the Obama administration--and never seen a President who names ordinary citizens as lawbreakers and worse (Cambridge cops, Karl Rove, Ed Gillespie) from the bully pulpit of the Presidency.

Obama is the poster boy for 'meanspirited' politics.
Comment: #5
Posted by: Bill Henslee
Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:17 PM
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