creators.com opinion web
Liberal Opinion Conservative Opinion
David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi
23 May 2012
Church of the Holy Contraception

Are you sick and tired of these moralizing moralizers imposing their morality on the rest of us? I know I am. … Read More.

16 May 2012
JPMorgan Proves We Don't Need More Regulation

When banks generate huge profits, they are exploiting the American people, engaging in unadulterated greed and,… Read More.

9 May 2012
Obama's Ridiculous To-Do List

President Barack Obama has compiled a handy to-do list for Congress that, "if acted upon quickly, will … Read More.

The Real Luddites

Share Comment

Have you noticed that any person who exhibits any skepticism about global warming alarmism will, sooner or later, be called a Luddite?

"Are you a Luddite, a troglodyte? Are you a part of 'The Planet of the Apes' that doesn't want science? Where would you place yourself in this argument?" newscaster and anti-simian Chris Matthews "asked" a congressman a few years back. "Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann and the rest of the neo-Luddites who are turning the GOP into the anti-science party should pay attention," warned columnist Eugene Robinson in The Washington Post this week.

And so on and so forth.

The Luddites, as you all know, were a 19th-century social movement that protested, often by violent means, the encroachment of the Industrial Revolution on their lives, fearing that it would leave them without their jobs and destroy their communities.

But Luddites weren't challenging the veracity of some scientific theory; they just weren't crazy about the options progress offered them.

So global warming skeptics — call them anti-science if you like — are not Luddites. Luddites have an irrational fear of development in a seemingly chaotic world. This is capitalism. Today's Luddite fears that we have too much energy, too many people, too many choices, too much bad food, too many cheap knickknacks. Today's Luddite believes that the free movement of money and economic productivity are immoral and that if your slice is too big, someone else's slice has to be too small.

For example, Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. recently claimed that the iPad was "responsible for eliminating thousands of jobs," you know, just like the modern-day automated loom. What, he wonders, will happen to "all the jobs associated with paper?" Surely, a remark as deeply juvenile as that one matches anything offered by those wild-eyed skeptics.

Or take President Barack Obama, who earlier this year — and not for the first time — claimed that "structural issues with our economy" have nothing to do with politicians.

The problem, in his opinion, is that "a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient," making the workforce smaller. "You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM. You don't go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate."

Those aren't structural issues; they are productivity issues. And rather than kill jobs, efficiency drives output and growth and improves performance and the quality of goods and services — along with our lives. Perhaps if this administration weren't busy trying to create morally pleasing but temporary and unsustainable jobs through bailouts, subsidies and "stimulus," we could all hit that ATM more often.

Today's Luddite also adamantly opposes a mythical institution called Wall Street, a place where a few players act illegally, some act recklessly and some team with government to undermine healthy competition. But the vast majority of companies create new technologies, services and products that make modern life possible. If they don't, they fail.

Or at least they used to.

Luddites on the streets of Manhattan can demonize big oil, big food and big pharma all day long. They can decry profit as if Satan himself invented the notion. Yet when the multinational firm GlaxoSmithKline announces, as it did last week, that it has come up with the first effective vaccine for malaria, you can bet that it would never have happened in the system they propose. And if the vaccine is successful, the company will have done more good for the world than a million marches about the evils of capitalism could ever hope to produce.

What irks Robinson, Matthews and others like them is not that people do not accept "science," but that they won't accept the statist solutions tied to that science. Moreover, a Luddite opposes capitalism. A skeptic only asks questions.

David Harsanyi is a columnist at The Blaze. Follow him on Twitter @davidharsanyi. To find out more about David Harsanyi and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com.

COPYRIGHT 2011 CREATORS.COM


Comments

0 Comments | Post Comment
Already have an account? Log in.
New Account  
Your Name:
Your E-mail:
Your Password:
Confirm Your Password:

Please allow a few minutes for your comment to be posted.

Enter the numbers to the right:  
Creators.com comments policy
More
David Harsanyi
May. `12
Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
29 30 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 1 2
About the author About the author
Write the author Write the author
Printer friendly format Printer friendly format
Email to friend Email to friend
View by Month
Roland Martin
Roland S. MartinUpdated 20 Jun 2012
Marc Dion
Marc DionUpdated 28 May 2012
Steve Chapman
Steve ChapmanUpdated 27 May 2012

14 Jul 2008 Blame Senators, Not Oil Execs

26 Nov 2010 Live Free or Die! (When the Right Guy Is President)

13 Nov 2008 Baseball, Apple Pie and Corporate Welfare