Bloomberg Still Deciding Whether to Buy the Presidency:New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg is "still trying to decide" whether to buy the U.S. presidency, aides to Bloomberg confirmed today, with the sticking point reportedly being the steep price of such an acquisition. In recent weeks, Bloomberg had been sending out positive signals about his interest in buying the highest office in the land, raising hopes among supporters that he might be preparing to throw his wallet in the ring. In a speech in Oklahoma last week, for example, the mayor told an enthralled crowd, "In these divisive times, I believe that the American people are yearning for the leadership of a whiny billionaire." Bloomberg even floated a possible campaign slogan: "Vote For Me and I'll Give you $10,000." Aides close to the mayor indicated that there were other positive signs as well, noting that Bloomberg had recently transferred $2 billion into his day-to-day checking account. "With that kind of money, you could either buy the White House or ten Mitt Romneys," said one aide familiar with the cash transfer. But according to one of Mr.
"At this point, buying the United States isn't looking like such a good investment," the adviser said. "At the end of the day, Mike might be better off buying Canada." Elsewhere, in a positive development for Vice President Dick Cheney, scientists in a laboratory at the University of Minnesota created a living rat's heart. Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the book "The Republican Playbook," published in October 2007. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com. COPYRIGHT 2008 CREATORS SYNDICATE
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