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Ask Stacy -- Week of May 26, 2012
DEAR STACY: Whatever happened to the cute child actress who did all the Pepsi ads with the grown-up men's voices, and was in the movie "Paulie"? — Brandi R., Binghamton, N.Y.
DEAR BRANDI: Hallie Kate Eisenberg — a sister of …Read more.
Newhart Finds the Old New Again With 'The Bob Newhart Show;' 'The Client List's Alicia Lagano Prefers to Play Dirty
Newhart Finds the Old New Again With 'The Bob Newhart Show;' 'The Client List's Alicia Lagano Prefers to Play Dirty
The Hallmark Channel is running a 12-hour "The Bob Newhart Show" marathon this Sunday (5/27) — in honor of the …Read more.
Ron Perlman Surprised by Survival of His Brutal Clay on 'SOA;' 'Falling Skies' Drew Roy Likes the Action Despite the Bruises
Ron Perlman is back to work on the set of "Sons of Anarchy" this week — and admits he's surprised to be there. As followers of FX's acclaimed series about an outlaw motorcycle club are aware, his character, the group's ex-president …Read more.
Noah Wyle Enjoys Daddy Duty After 'Falling Skies' Production; Kim Kardashian Gains Actor Cred With Castmate April Bowlby
Noah Wyle says he's been enjoying a little down time of late, doing daddy duty and decompressing after wrapping four and a half months' worth of production of his TNT "Falling Skies" series' second season. Sounds like he needed it.
After …Read more.
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Some Naughty, Some Nice Gifts to Hollywood's Famous FolkWe got word from the North Pole that Santa has been considering switches and lumps of coal for certain Hollywood celebrities who've been very naughty this year. However, he's concerned that such gifts are a little behind the times. And as for those stars who've been nice, well, it's tough for even the jolly fat man himself to top the hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of fashions, high-tech gadgets, trips and other luxury items they can select for themselves at awards-show gifting suites. So, you see, Mr. Claus is frustrated. That's why we thought we'd help him out with some hand-picked virtual gifts for the stars. BILLY CRYSTAL: A triumphant return as Oscar show host. THE KARDASHIAN-JENNER CLAN: An Occupy visit from the 99 percent who find them annoying. KRIS HUMPHRIES: A copy of Lil' Chris' song "I've Been Had." New "America's Got Talent" Judge HOWARD STERN: An all-day sucker, to make his mouth sweeter and keep him from talking for a while. MILEY CYRUS: a pair of Minuteman International hearth gloves for the flesh-flashin', pot-lovin', potty-mouthed, 19-year-old former Disney star who keeps playing with fire. ALEC BALDWIN and GERARD DEPARDIEU, who threw a tantrum and pee-peed in the aisle, respectively, while traveling on planes: A Naughty Chair each, where they'll have to remain grounded in time-out until they say they're sorry and promise to behave like good boys when they fly. GEORGE LOPEZ, who compared Kirstie Alley to a pig before she lost all that weight on "Dancing With the Stars": A giant ham, in honor of his performance in "Mr. Troop Mom." KIRSTIE ALLEY: A lifetime supply of dancing shoes. 'Dancing With the Stars' Winner and Dad-to-Be J.R. MARTINEZ: A full dance card of engagements to keep spreading his inspirational message. LINDSAY LOHAN: A fig leaf, and a session with past-life regression expert Brian Weiss so that she can attempt a return to her previous existence — pre-morgue-Playboy-drugs-jail — as a talented young actress. THE MANY STARS WHO GIVE COUNTLESS HOURS TO AID WORTHY CHARITIES: Blessings. MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHILDREN: Peace. CHARLIE SHEEN'S CHILDREN: The same. TOBEY MAGUIRE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO, MATT DAMON and BEN AFFLECK, who were revealed this past summer to have participated in high-stakes underground Hollywood poker games: A copy of Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler" ...
THE DUKE AND DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE: Continued happily-ever-aftering. KANYE WEST: A sense of humor. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, the former governor of California, whose libertine ways led to the revelation of a secret love child this year: a Caterpillar D9 military strength bulldozer to start shoveling through the ungodly mess he made in his family's lives. MARIA SHRIVER: A copy of Maureen Dowd's "Are Men Necessary?" Newly single DEMI MOORE: Ditto. JUSTIN BIEBER: A real Santa encounter. CHUCK LORRE, who needs to get over his "Two and a Half Men" experience with Charlie Sheen and quit with the dissing: a copy of Kelly Clarkson's song "Just Walk Away." Producer BRUCE HELFORD and FX Network Chief JOHN LANDGRAF, who evidently think Charlie Sheen will be just fine to work with in his forthcoming "Anger Management" series: copies of "Alice in Wonderland," because it looks like they're headed down the rabbit hole. HUGH HEFNER and KELSEY GRAMMER, whose ex-fiance and ex-wife each publicly dished embarrassing details of their supposed sexual deficiencies to the mass audience: A Sound Stopper Noise Control System each. And some sense. KELSEY GRAMMER II: An Emmy for his stunning work in "Boss." BRITNEY SPEARS and fiance JASON TRAWICK: A framed cross-stitch sampler that reads, "Sixth Time's a Charm." And best of luck. JAMES FRANCO: A curve, on which to be graded. ADELE: We wish nothing but the best — and Grammys — for you. EMMA STONE, VIOLA DAVIS and OCTAVIA SPENCER: All "The Help" they'll need to carry the armloads of statuettes they'll be receiving this awards season. And to all our readers: health, peace, and prosperity to all! To find out more about Marilyn Beck and Stacy Jenel Smith and read their past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com. COPYRIGHT 2011 MARILYN BECK AND STACY JENEL SMITH DISTRIBUTED BY CREATORS.COM
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