Do You Want Fries With That? Dear Mr. Berko: My 16-year-old son has saved up over $6,000 in the past two years from part-time jobs and wants to invest this money. He has done some research on the computer, and his investment of choice is McDonald's. I also looked it up and read …Read more. Avon Lady Dear Mr. Berko: I've been using Avon's soaps, skin care lotions and fragrances almost forever, and my neighbors and I believe that the company's products are just as good or better than those of Revlon, L'Oreal and others. So I bought 200 shares in …Read more. Foreign ETFs Dear Mr. Berko: My new broker recommended Finnish, Norwegian and Swedish exchange-traded funds for me, which I have listed here. What can you tell me about investing in those countries? I know what an ETF is but hope you can explain the terms "…Read more. A Smokin' Stock Dear Mr. Berko: Several places in New York and New Jersey have increased the minimum age to buy tobacco products to 21, which is expected to sharply reduce smoking by our young people. Our 17- and 19-year-old boys smoke, and such a law here would …Read more.more articles
The Trillion-Dollar Platinum Coin and Fixing the Economy
Dear Mr. Berko: Four years ago, I lost my job, and because I used your "100-Plus Ben Franklin Savings Ideas," we were able to keep our household spending in order. That was a lifesaver. Thanks to you, it was simple. Why can't the government discipline its spending as we did and get its house back in order? And where did the government come up with the platinum coin idea it had in 2012? A friend of mine, who is a lawyer for the Department of the Interior, can't find anything in the federal law that permits the Treasury to mint platinum coins. What hat was this pulled from? — FR, Oklahoma City
Dear FR: My daughter, Hilary, a lawyer (one of the good ones), is an expert at finding needles in legal haystacks. She tells me that in Title 31 of the U.S. Code, it states, "The Secretary (of the Treasury) may mint and issue platinum bullion coins." It was enacted into law in 1996 and is all the authority Timmy Boy (our man at the Treasury in 2012) needed. The Treasury secretary can mint any platinum coin denomination he wishes. Of course, this would be disingenuous, but if the law were challenged, Hilary believes that the court would rule in favor of the coin. However, for some strange reason, the Obama administration decided against those trillion-dollar coins, which would have been deposited with Ben (our man at the Federal Reserve) so the Treasury checks wouldn't bounce. Instead, the House Budget Committee chairman ingeniously approved a short-term increase in the debt limit so Congress has more time to work with the White House. What a superfluity of stupidity! I can't imagine a more stupid way to solve a problem than putting it in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong. Many Americans would rather drink from a colostomy bag than from the same cup as their congressman.
I'm glad those Ben Franklin suggestions helped you. However, a household is not a metaphor for the economy.
Our engine needs a complete overhaul, and there isn't a mechanic in the galaxy who can do the job. Three members of Congress whom I know well privately acknowledge they're out of solutions, and there may be other realists in the House and Senate who have identical opinions. Even executives at our biggest companies and investment banks realize our economic engine continues to lose the horsepower it needs to drive the country forward without continued monetary stimuli. So in order to maintain a semblance of social congruity and fiscal order, Congress postures various chewing gum, chicken wire and Rube Goldberg fixes that masquerade as permanent solutions. A few members of Congress and knowledgeable citizens recognize there are no cures for the national debt, 'bamacare, entitlement programs, public education, illegal drugs, public pensions or immigration. They realize these problems will continue to fester like putrid yellow pus from an overripe boil.
Be a realist; recognize that these problems are beyond the pale and can't be repaired. There's nothing you can do and no one for whom you could vote who could repair the engine. But you can enjoy the future with a bodacious smile if you partake of the following wisdom: Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.
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