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Post-Retirement CDs Stiff Seniors

Dear Mr. Berko: We've been depending on CDs for the last four years for safety and income. And we have been moving our CD money around at various banks to get the most income we can, especially when one bank offers a little more than another. This is becoming nerve-wracking and tiresome and in the last year or so, with rates now at 1.75 percent, we are hurting badly. We have $385,000 in CDs now that earn less than $8,000 a year, when a year ago, they were earning $17,000 in interest. That loss of $9,000 is hurtful to us. We are 72 and 74 respectively. I get a retirement check of $806 each month, plus $783 in pension income and I work part time at Home Depot. My wife has a part-time job, too, in a chiropractor's office and gets about $400 in Social Security. It's difficult for us because we almost feel that we are living from hand to mouth when it comes time to pay our bills. If you have any ideas on how to increase our income safely, we would appreciate your thoughts. — E.P., Oklahoma City

Dear E.P.: You and millions of retirees are sucking on a very sour pickle. So many of us who worked for 40 years, paid into Social Security, paid federal income taxes, paid their debts, paid state property taxes, voted in every election, paid for health insurance, never took a dime from the state or federal welfare trough, saved their money and raised their kids to be contributing citizens have gotten the Royal Shaft in the last few years. And it's scary and hurts — like having a root canal without anesthetic. Well, here are three solutions and I'll just give you the AARP version.

Consider purchasing a Single Premium Immediate Annuity with half of your $385,000. An investment of $190,000 at 8.5 percent would provide you with $16,000 a year for the remainder of your joint lives even if you both live to be as old as Moses or Methuselah. A large portion of the Immediate Annuity income would be return of principal (probably 75 percent) and the remainder would be taxable income. There are three caveats: The first is that your money is tied up forever. So if you and your spouse are mortally trampled by a herd of wild camels next year, the insurance company keeps every remaining riyal and your estate or your kids get bupkis.

The second is that there is no inflation protection because the payout never, ever changes. And the third is that there are literally hundreds and hundreds of insurance companies offering this product and probably 82 percent of those policies are not worth a tinker's dam, even though some offer initial yields as high as 20 percent. Of the remaining 18 percent, very few are owner friendly so you'll need a maritime lawyer, a psychic and a congressman to understand the contract terms. Buy a no-load annuity for the best income result.

Consider investing about $200,000 in a portfolio of dividend-paying stocks. Mix some Master Limited Partnerships like Inergy, Enbridge Energy with Century Telephone, Pengrowth Energy, AT&T, Glaxosmithkline, Progress Energy, Lilly and several closed-end bond funds. The right mix should provide you with a 6.5 percent current return ($13,000) plus potential growth with potentially increasing dividend income. Then place the remaining $180,000 in a one-year, 2 percent CD, which will give you $3,600 a year in interest income. I think the risk of investing in equities is worth the potential gain.

Lastly, you can invest $250,000 with a money manager, who should be able to provide you with an average 8 percent return (capital gains plus dividends) over a 10-year time frame. Some years may be better than 8 percent, and some years, the manager may not be able to do as well. But if you select the right portfolio manager, he may be able to provide you with similar long-term results to the Single Premium Immediate Annuity and your heirs can inherit the remaining principal.

But no matter what choice you decide, you cannot afford to make a mistake. It's a scary jungle out there. Going it alone is frightening and can give you lots of sleepless nights. And depending on a salesman you hope you can trust is like carrying an anvil on your back. So when you've decided upon an investment plan, please feel comfortable sending me another e-mail. I'd be pleased as a pasha to review your decision and, hopefully, give you my imprimatur.

Please address your financial questions to Malcolm Berko, P.O. Box 8303, Largo, FL 33775 or e-mail him at mjberko@yahoo.com. To find out more about Malcolm Berko and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate website at www.creators.com.