WASILLA, Alaska (The Borowitz Report) — Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin defended her use of the word "refudiate," telling her critics, "Look it up in the fictionary."
While claiming that "refudiate" is a real word, she reserved her right to make up new words in the future.
"Everyone makes up words — Shakespeare, George W. Bush, Levi Johnston," she said. "The only person I know who doesn't do it is my husband, Todd, who doesn't speak."
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Palin also lashed out at those who criticized her use of the word "refudiate," calling them "incohecent."
In a related story, Gov. Palin would defeat President Barack Obama if she ran in 2012, according to a poll published in Mayan Prophecy Weekly.
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