Michelle Malkin from Creators Syndicate https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin Creators Syndicate is an international syndication company that represents cartoonists and columnists of the highest caliber. en Tue, 17 Jan 2017 12:46:05 -0800 https://www.creators.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Michelle Malkin from Creators Syndicate https://cdn.creators.com/features/michelle-malkin-thumb.jpg https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin 61091a69688cefe04370072bdc1c92ea On Fire: The Racist Anti-Racists at MTV News for 01/11/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/on-fire-the-racist-anti-racists-at-mtv-news Wed, 11 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>It's only the second week of 2017, but it's already been a banner year for preening liberals on cable TV who are hell-bent on self-immolation in the name of proving everyone else's moral inferiority.</p> <p>To use young people's slang these days, you're "lit," media progressives. But not in a good way.<p>Updated: Wed Jan 11, 2017</p> f076b28a017071f821d1a223d272c3f8 Forensic Nightmare: The Perils of Touch DNA for 01/04/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/forensic-nightmare-the-perils-of-touch-dna Wed, 04 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Have you heard of "touch DNA?" </p> <p>This mundane, yet menacing phenomenon exposes the double-edged sword of forensic science. With just an innocent handshake, an indirect transfer of epithelial cells, you could find yourself suspected of heinous crimes, charged with rape or convicted of murder.</p> <p>This year, I'll be using my syndicated column and new investigative show on CRTV.com to shed light on the use and abuse of touch DNA in the criminal justice system. Detection methods involving tinier and tinier DNA samples have advanced rapidly during the last three decades. <p>Updated: Wed Jan 04, 2017</p> 136dd289e24ca117bc1cb43347433158 Thank You, Professor Sowell for 12/28/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/thank-you-professor-sowell Wed, 28 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>I first read Thomas Sowell in college &#8212; no thanks to my college.<p>Updated: Wed Dec 28, 2016</p> 67082e4d1536ed510ee721f78d72d22c Michelle Obama's Christmas Lump of Coal for 12/21/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/michelle-obamas-christmas-lump-of-coal Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Just what we all need to ring in the Christmas season: Un-merry millionaire Michelle Obama belly-aching about the burdens and sacrifices of public life with billionaire Oprah Winfrey.</p> <p>"There's nowhere in the world I can go and sit and have a cup of coffee," Obama lamented. It's a frequent grievance. In September, she told InStyle magazine: "My hopes are to recapture some of the everydayness, some anonymity. ... (I)t will be nice to open up the paper, look at the front page, and know that you're not responsible for every headline."<p>Updated: Wed Dec 21, 2016</p> ead871d51ce4b9ba7f8cc9045480b964 A New Victim in the War on Small-Biz Bakeries for 12/14/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/a-new-victim-in-the-war-on-small-biz-bakeries Wed, 14 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>It is not enough for family-owned pastry shops to bow to the gay marriage mob. Now, they're being targeted by the social justice mafia.<p>Updated: Wed Dec 14, 2016</p> 4f784480f31d8149b0fa0a1600b5ac7a The Messy Truth About Van Jones for 12/07/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/the-messy-truth-about-van-jones Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>They never learn.</p> <p>The grand journalism pooh-bahs at CNN were humiliated this election cycle when WikiLeaks revealed that former CNN contributor and interim DNC chair Donna Brazile had shared a question with the Hillary Clinton campaign in advance of a March Democratic primary town hall debate. According to CNN, "activist anchor" Roland Martin and his production team at CNN's debate partner and identity politics network TV One were responsible for the leak. CNN host Jake Tapper called the episode "very, very troubling" and condemned the breach:<p>Updated: Wed Dec 07, 2016</p> 4e7c1df2c322734067c133835b83d17f Exclusive: What If the Convicted 'Serial Rapist Cop' Is Innocent? for 12/01/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/exclusive-what-if-the-convicted-serial-rapist-cop-is-innocent Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>"To hell with Daniel Holtzclaw, and his tears." &#8212; MTV News correspondent Jamil Smith</p> <p>"Drown in your tears, asshole." &#8212; NYC playwright/actress Mara Wilson<p>Updated: Thu Dec 01, 2016</p> fbbbb11a49c397ec85cee4c1168ef160 Justin Trudeau: Baby-Faced Commie Apologist Unmasked for 11/30/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/justin-trudeau-baby-faced-commie-apologist-unmasked Wed, 30 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Wasn't one vapid pretty boy named Justin from Canada enough?</p> <p>At least Justin Bieber is eye candy without the heartburn. Justin Trudeau, on the other hand, is the twinkly-eyed boy toy who makes informed adults wanna hurl.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 30, 2016</p> 87b30d42325c3b42453727c181e5445e The Return of Assassination Fascination for 11/23/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/the-return-of-assassination-fascination Wed, 23 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Alert the CDC: Left-wing America has been overcome by another contagious epidemic of assassination fascination. It's time to declare a public health crisis.</p> <p>In San Antonio last week, two high school students performed a sicko skit depicting the assassination of President-elect Donald Trump.</p> <p>In Cleveland, unhinged 24-year-old Zachary Benson tweeted his "life goal is to assassinate Trump." The hashtag #AssassinateTrump surfaced on Twitter, along with a flood of bloodthirsty death wishes.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 23, 2016</p> 6ae6697d3c0b405418a19716441cd3d7 The Slacker Mandate and the Safety Pin Generation for 11/16/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/the-slacker-mandate-and-the-safety-pin-generation Wed, 16 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p>News flash, kids: Things aren't free. Things cost money. And "free" things provided to you by the government cost other people's money.</p> <p>Donald Trump gets it &#8212; somewhat. He vows to repeal Obamacare's most burdensome federal mandates that are jacking up the price of private health insurance. But he also plans to preserve the most politically popular provisions of the Orwellian-titled Affordable Care Act, including the so-called "slacker mandate." It's the requirement that employer-based health plans cover employees' children until they turn 26 years old.</p> <p>That's right: Twenty-freaking-six.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 16, 2016</p> da8a059aad0ea326a400e6b1ed4ad1a6 Identity Politics in America: a Post-Mortem for 11/09/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/identity-politics-in-america-a-post-mortem Wed, 09 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Here is what eight years of President Obama's "post-racial" reign have wrought.</p> <p>The weekend before Election Day, Hillary Clinton grinned from ear to ear at a Cleveland rally while reciting a verse from Jay-Z's remix of Young Jeezy's "My President is Black." As the rapper and his Black Lives Matter-promoting wife, Beyonce, beamed on stage nearby, pandersuit-clad Clinton twanged with a stilted accent:</p> <p>"Remember, Jay memorably said: 'Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther could walk, and Martin Luther walked so Barack Obama could run, and Barack Obama ran so all the children could fly.'"<p>Updated: Wed Nov 09, 2016</p> 626e8f6e47751bf8475914ecb0bada4b A Fifth Clinton Presidency? Hill, No! for 11/02/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/a-fifth-clinton-presidency-hill-no Wed, 02 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>I keep hearing that Hillary Clinton would be "Obama's third term." The math is wrong. Barack Obama served the Clinton crime family's third and fourth term. Electing Hillary would doom America to a <i> fifth </i> Clinton White House.</p> <p>From 1993-2001, under the "Two for the Price of One" Clinton regime, we suffered through Travelgate, Filegate, Whitewatergate, Missing Rose Law Firm Billing Records-gate, Chinagate, Lincoln Bedroom Rentalgate, Creepergate, Pardongate, Chronic "-Gate" Fatigue, and IRS weaponization against Clinton critics.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 02, 2016</p> 6e556eb3895819fc463ce9ffc55371be Hillary's Climate of Hate for 10/26/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/10/16/hillarys-climate-of-hate Wed, 26 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p>Who are the haters? Who are the autocrats? Who are the serial abusers of power?</p> <p>Only one presidential candidate has wielded the sledgehammer of government against personal enemies.</p> <p>Only one presidential candidate has exploited a spouse's public office to exact revenge on political dissenters.<p>Updated: Wed Oct 26, 2016</p> d705d3ed0b537af48c497916d327e33e Debate Depressive Disorder for 10/19/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/10/16/debate-depressive-disorder Wed, 19 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p>How many more broadcast bust-ups will it take before America finally decides to make its presidential election debates tolerable again? I can't take it anymore. Can you?</p> <p>For the past three cycles &#8212; 2008, 2012, and 2016 &#8212; I've chronicled the depressing, systemic bias of left-leaning partisans whom the Commission on Presidential Debates routinely installs as "moderators." It would be one thing if these activists posing as journalists were upfront about their political preferences. But they continue to star in phony debate theater wearing their dime-store costumes of objectivity.</p> <p>The even bigger farce? Masochistic Republican Party bosses let them get away with it year after year after year.<p>Updated: Wed Oct 19, 2016</p> 596e5e37fa96ec5c4ecc662d168692e2 Obama Lied. My Third Health Plan Just Died. for 10/12/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/10/16/obama-lied-my-third-health-plan-just-died Wed, 12 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Once was a shock. Twice was an outrage. Thrice is a nightmare that won't end.</p> <p>Over the past three years, my family's private, individual health insurance plan &#8212; a high-deductible Preferred Provider Organization &#8212; has been canceled three times. Our first death notice, from Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield, arrived in the fall of 2013. Our second, from Rocky Mountain Health Plans, came last August. Three weeks ago, we received another ominous "notice of plan discontinuation" from Anthem informing us that the insurer "will no longer offer your current health plan in the State of Colorado."<p>Updated: Wed Oct 12, 2016</p> 2830a65af0d754f4081be07c6159c197 Will Illegal Foreign Voters Steal the Election? for 10/05/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/10/16/will-illegal-foreign-voters-steal-the-election Wed, 05 Oct 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>"It could all come down to Colorado."</p> <p>That's the latest conventional wisdom from presidential poll watchers. But it may not be legal American citizens in my adopted home state who choose the next commander in chief.<p>Updated: Wed Oct 05, 2016</p> 0705dcbf6e0100e28b0b5c820781ae8d Hillary, Interrupted for 09/28/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/09/16/hillary-interrupted Wed, 28 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Whatever happened to "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar"? Whither "Girl Power"? When did Rosie the Riveter's "We Can Do It!" give way to Hillary the Haranguer's "We Can't Handle It"?</p> <p>It's 2016, and the Democrats' feminist heroine running for commander in chief is whinnying about being &#8212; wait for it &#8212; interrupted.<p>Updated: Wed Sep 28, 2016</p> 78d1da1a9ba679e98621f19cea1e2492 Hey, UN Corruptocrats: Spare Us Refugee Sanctimony for 09/21/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/09/16/hey-un-corruptocrats-spare-us-refugee-sanctimony Wed, 21 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p></p><p>Another United Nations summit in New York. Another finger-wagging extravaganza. Another useless "historic declaration" (nonbinding, of course) to save the world (by holding another summit ... in two years).<p>Updated: Wed Sep 21, 2016</p> 34527b11f793fb04bf0d91c5f0f95fea Mulan vs. the Diversity-Mongers for 09/14/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/09/16/mulan-vs-the-diversity-mongers Wed, 14 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Let's get down to business. The casting kerfuffle over Disney's live-action remake of the 1998 animated hit "Mulan" brings honor to none. It's a politically correct tempest in a Chinese teapot.</p> <p>More than 90,000 angry activists have now signed a petition "to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan." The lead instigator, Michigan children's librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of "whitewashing" &#8212; that is, employing "white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color."<p>Updated: Wed Sep 14, 2016</p> 80f29bd0f21a3110ad4dc8bd561bb347 Sicko Terrorist Lynne Stewart: Still Hating Cops for 09/07/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/09/16/sicko-terrorist-lynne-stewart-still-hating-cops Wed, 07 Sep 2016 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p>Old age and illness have not dulled the tongue or treasonous soul of convicted jihad-enabling lawyer Lynne Stewart.</p> <p>She's as vile and violence-promoting as ever.<p>Updated: Wed Sep 07, 2016</p>