Michelle Malkin from Creators Syndicate https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin Creators Syndicate is an international syndication company that represents cartoonists and columnists of the highest caliber. en Sun, 26 Mar 2017 05:48:39 -0700 https://www.creators.com/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Michelle Malkin from Creators Syndicate https://cdn.creators.com/features/michelle-malkin-thumb.jpg https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin 99b65102f1bd3baaf72f7753ac3528ce Bring Assata Back ASAP for 03/22/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/03/17/bring-assata-back-asap Wed, 22 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -0700 <p></p><p></p><p>If FBI agents have time to track down Tom Brady's stolen Super Bowl jerseys, why can't they bring back AWOL convicted cop-killer Assata Shakur?<p>Updated: Wed Mar 22, 2017</p> 80ece9ebba6c4f28db0ec085a2003ce8 The Dirty Dem Dogs of Disruption for 03/15/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/03/17/the-dirty-dem-dogs-of-disruption Wed, 15 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -0700 <p>Here come the hyperpartisan hounds.</p> <p>A new nonprofit called American Oversight launched this week to combat President Trump's "culture of impunity." The outfit declared itself "nonpartisan" and claims its crusaders will fight for a "transparent and ethical government."</p> <p>But like Waylon Jennings once crooned, "Baby, that dog won't hunt."<p>Updated: Wed Mar 15, 2017</p> 5df8b0fdb3286aef8f97b965cdfd03d5 A Day Without American Tech Workers for 03/08/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/03/17/a-day-without-american-tech-workers Wed, 08 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Last month, there was a national "Day Without a Latino." This week, the demonstration du jour shutting down schools and shops is "A Day Without a Woman." Here's my question for all the virtue-signaling protesters who pay lip service to better jobs and wages:</p> <p>Where's your awareness-raising event for untold thousands of our country's high-skilled men and women victimized by H-1B visa havoc? Thanks to cheap labor-hungry big businesses and money-grubbing politicians in both parties, every day has become a "Day Without American Tech Workers."</p> <p>Our own best and brightest are vanishing in plain sight. It has been going on for decades &#8212; and it's all legal. Several court challenges to the corporate abuse of the program have failed.<p>Updated: Wed Mar 08, 2017</p> f215f1a7e3d4f9e732a6d79468a595e8 A Lesson for Planned Parenthood's Pinup Girls for 03/01/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/02/17/a-lesson-for-planned-parenthoods-pinup-girls Wed, 01 Mar 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Glam American actresses Emma Stone and Dakota Johnson adorned their pricy Oscars ceremony gowns and handbags with golden Planned Parenthood pins in the shape of the group's logo.</p> <p>I believe there should be truth in virtue signaling. But bloodied miniature forceps would have clashed with the Givenchy and Gucci outfits worn by the abortion giant's pinup gals.<p>Updated: Wed Mar 01, 2017</p> fafb47615ddc404fccbe10a7f5ee2e39 Fighting for the Falsely Accused for 02/22/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/02/17/fighting-for-the-falsely-accused Wed, 22 Feb 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Former Fort Worth, Texas, police officer Brian Franklin is finally free. But he is still fighting to clear his name.</p> <p>"I've been vindicated," he told me in an interview last week, "but not yet exonerated." Franklin served 21 years in prison &#8212; a harrowing 7,700 days &#8212; of a life sentence after he was convicted of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl in 1995. But he steadfastly maintained his innocence, studied law in the prison library and won a reversal of his conviction last spring. In December, a jury acquitted him after a second criminal trial.<p>Updated: Wed Feb 22, 2017</p> 417c887478fc38f6f61f7cd4fdeea553 Bumps in the Road: Trump vs. Obama for 02/15/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/02/17/bumps-in-the-road-trump-vs-obama Wed, 15 Feb 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>The resignation of national security advisor Michael Flynn has the anti-Trump media declaring the new administration a "mess," in "turmoil" and thrown into "chaos."</p> <p>Funny, these same Chicken Littles barely shrugged their shoulders during the turmoil-laden first 100 days of Barack Obama's first term. Some perspective is in order.<p>Updated: Wed Feb 15, 2017</p> b9b539c8982b3a06452bca122a80336b Hillary's 'Future Is Female' Femme-A-Goguery for 02/08/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/02/17/hillarys-future-is-female-femme-a-goguery Wed, 08 Feb 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>All that was missing from Hillary Clinton's video address to a left-wing women's group this week was a pink pussyhat and a "BOYS SUCK" T-shirt.</p> <p>Feminists at the MAKERS conference in Southern California gushed over the twice-failed presidential candidate's remarks, which exhorted her ideological sisters-in-arms to "be bold," "step up and speak out," and "set an example for every woman and girl out there who's worried about what the future holds and wonders whether our rights, opportunities and values will endure."<p>Updated: Wed Feb 08, 2017</p> a5bf1fdf6efdfbaf559d8612e69ef4f4 Not All Refugees Are Welcome for 02/01/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/not-all-refugees-are-welcome Wed, 01 Feb 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>For years, left-wingers would contest my use of the term "open borders lobby" because, they sternly rebuked me, nooooobody in America seriously believes in open borders.<p>Updated: Wed Feb 01, 2017</p> 3835ad7c61be98b20ea1e6dc9e4d6e8d Ultrasound: The Anti-Science Left's Bugaboo for 01/25/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/ultrasound-the-anti-science-lefts-bugaboo Wed, 25 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Abortion extremists are the new Luddites.</p> <p>Remember Ned Ludd from your grade-school history lessons? He was the Occupy Wall Street agitator of his time &#8212; a phantom leader of early 19th-century British textile workers who vindictively smashed spinning jenny power looms to bits in a desperate bid to halt technological progress.<p>Updated: Wed Jan 25, 2017</p> e04be129fa0efd6e6fccd1b69b535631 Sponsors of Anarchy for 01/18/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/sponsors-of-anarchy Wed, 18 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>Hoodlums will be out in full force this Inauguration Day weekend. Count on it.<p>Updated: Wed Jan 18, 2017</p> 61091a69688cefe04370072bdc1c92ea On Fire: The Racist Anti-Racists at MTV News for 01/11/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/on-fire-the-racist-anti-racists-at-mtv-news Wed, 11 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>It's only the second week of 2017, but it's already been a banner year for preening liberals on cable TV who are hell-bent on self-immolation in the name of proving everyone else's moral inferiority.</p> <p>To use young people's slang these days, you're "lit," media progressives. But not in a good way.<p>Updated: Wed Jan 11, 2017</p> f076b28a017071f821d1a223d272c3f8 Forensic Nightmare: The Perils of Touch DNA for 01/04/2017 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/01/17/forensic-nightmare-the-perils-of-touch-dna Wed, 04 Jan 2017 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Have you heard of "touch DNA?" </p> <p>This mundane, yet menacing phenomenon exposes the double-edged sword of forensic science. With just an innocent handshake, an indirect transfer of epithelial cells, you could find yourself suspected of heinous crimes, charged with rape or convicted of murder.</p> <p>This year, I'll be using my syndicated column and new investigative show on CRTV.com to shed light on the use and abuse of touch DNA in the criminal justice system. Detection methods involving tinier and tinier DNA samples have advanced rapidly during the last three decades. <p>Updated: Wed Jan 04, 2017</p> 136dd289e24ca117bc1cb43347433158 Thank You, Professor Sowell for 12/28/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/thank-you-professor-sowell Wed, 28 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>I first read Thomas Sowell in college &#8212; no thanks to my college.<p>Updated: Wed Dec 28, 2016</p> 67082e4d1536ed510ee721f78d72d22c Michelle Obama's Christmas Lump of Coal for 12/21/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/michelle-obamas-christmas-lump-of-coal Wed, 21 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Just what we all need to ring in the Christmas season: Un-merry millionaire Michelle Obama belly-aching about the burdens and sacrifices of public life with billionaire Oprah Winfrey.</p> <p>"There's nowhere in the world I can go and sit and have a cup of coffee," Obama lamented. It's a frequent grievance. In September, she told InStyle magazine: "My hopes are to recapture some of the everydayness, some anonymity. ... (I)t will be nice to open up the paper, look at the front page, and know that you're not responsible for every headline."<p>Updated: Wed Dec 21, 2016</p> ead871d51ce4b9ba7f8cc9045480b964 A New Victim in the War on Small-Biz Bakeries for 12/14/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/a-new-victim-in-the-war-on-small-biz-bakeries Wed, 14 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p></p><p>It is not enough for family-owned pastry shops to bow to the gay marriage mob. Now, they're being targeted by the social justice mafia.<p>Updated: Wed Dec 14, 2016</p> 4f784480f31d8149b0fa0a1600b5ac7a The Messy Truth About Van Jones for 12/07/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/the-messy-truth-about-van-jones Wed, 07 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>They never learn.</p> <p>The grand journalism pooh-bahs at CNN were humiliated this election cycle when WikiLeaks revealed that former CNN contributor and interim DNC chair Donna Brazile had shared a question with the Hillary Clinton campaign in advance of a March Democratic primary town hall debate. According to CNN, "activist anchor" Roland Martin and his production team at CNN's debate partner and identity politics network TV One were responsible for the leak. CNN host Jake Tapper called the episode "very, very troubling" and condemned the breach:<p>Updated: Wed Dec 07, 2016</p> 4e7c1df2c322734067c133835b83d17f Exclusive: What If the Convicted 'Serial Rapist Cop' Is Innocent? for 12/01/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/12/16/exclusive-what-if-the-convicted-serial-rapist-cop-is-innocent Thu, 01 Dec 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>"To hell with Daniel Holtzclaw, and his tears." &#8212; MTV News correspondent Jamil Smith</p> <p>"Drown in your tears, asshole." &#8212; NYC playwright/actress Mara Wilson<p>Updated: Thu Dec 01, 2016</p> fbbbb11a49c397ec85cee4c1168ef160 Justin Trudeau: Baby-Faced Commie Apologist Unmasked for 11/30/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/justin-trudeau-baby-faced-commie-apologist-unmasked Wed, 30 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p></p><p>Wasn't one vapid pretty boy named Justin from Canada enough?</p> <p>At least Justin Bieber is eye candy without the heartburn. Justin Trudeau, on the other hand, is the twinkly-eyed boy toy who makes informed adults wanna hurl.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 30, 2016</p> 87b30d42325c3b42453727c181e5445e The Return of Assassination Fascination for 11/23/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/the-return-of-assassination-fascination Wed, 23 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p>Alert the CDC: Left-wing America has been overcome by another contagious epidemic of assassination fascination. It's time to declare a public health crisis.</p> <p>In San Antonio last week, two high school students performed a sicko skit depicting the assassination of President-elect Donald Trump.</p> <p>In Cleveland, unhinged 24-year-old Zachary Benson tweeted his "life goal is to assassinate Trump." The hashtag #AssassinateTrump surfaced on Twitter, along with a flood of bloodthirsty death wishes.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 23, 2016</p> 6ae6697d3c0b405418a19716441cd3d7 The Slacker Mandate and the Safety Pin Generation for 11/16/2016 https://www.creators.com/read/michelle-malkin/11/16/the-slacker-mandate-and-the-safety-pin-generation Wed, 16 Nov 2016 00:00:00 -0800 <p>News flash, kids: Things aren't free. Things cost money. And "free" things provided to you by the government cost other people's money.</p> <p>Donald Trump gets it &#8212; somewhat. He vows to repeal Obamacare's most burdensome federal mandates that are jacking up the price of private health insurance. But he also plans to preserve the most politically popular provisions of the Orwellian-titled Affordable Care Act, including the so-called "slacker mandate." It's the requirement that employer-based health plans cover employees' children until they turn 26 years old.</p> <p>That's right: Twenty-freaking-six.<p>Updated: Wed Nov 16, 2016</p>