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Dear David Letterman

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Will you teach your son to talk about women and girls the way you talk about Sarah Palin and her daughters?

You called the married 45-year-old mother, grandmother and Alaska governor a "slutty flight attendant" on your national TV talk show because she happens to be a tall, beautiful and dynamic public figure who doesn't look, walk or talk the way you think she should.

You joked on national television about Palin's teenage daughter "getting knocked up" by professional baseball player Alex Rodriguez or solicited by the prostitute-addicted former New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer because it's acceptable in your social and professional circles to sneer at the children of politicians you despise.

You admitted that your attacks on Palin's family were in "poor taste," but cackled while acknowledging your sophomoric judgment.

You expressed moral indignation at being misconstrued, yet you purposely omitted the name of the daughter you were mocking.

Fourteen-year-old Willow Palin was the daughter who accompanied Gov. Palin on her trip this week, not 18-year-old Bristol Palin, whom you now claim was the target of your feckless smear — a smear you still insist is perfectly defensible. Look at yourself, Dave. Look at how lame your excuse-making was on your Wednesday night show:

"These are not jokes made about her 14-year-old daughter. I would never, never make jokes about raping or having sex of any description with a 14-year-old girl. I mean, look at my record. It has never happened. I don't think it's funny. I would never think it was funny. I wouldn't put it in a joke..."

Tell us, great comic genius, how tacking on four years to the target daughter makes it funny? We unenlightened dim bulbs who live outside of Manhattan's boundaries don't get the joke.

Will you be able to explain it to your son?

Face it: David Letterman, late-night entertainer turned partisan hack and hit man, has a deranged obsession with Palin and her family that has crossed into rank bigotry and hatred.

If the CBS network cares about basic standards of decency on public airwaves and if it cares at all about bolstering its shrinking audience, the network honchos will get Letterman a therapist pronto.

Over the past year, Letterman has displayed his sexist, elitist stripes in jibe after jibe aimed at Palin. Taken cumulatively, Letterman's mockery is about much more than expressing contempt for the popular GOP governor. It's a handy device to deride a broad class of working-class and middle-class women he holds in contempt:

"You know, she reminds me, she looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi. No, you've had enough. We're landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day."

"She looks like the dip sample lady at Safeway. She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes. She looks like the Olive Garden hostess who says, 'I'm sorry, your table isn't ready yet.' She looks like the infomercial lady who says she made $64,000 a month flipping condos."

"She looks like the lady at the bakery who yells out '44! 45!' She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench. That's who she looks like. She looks like the lady who has a chain of cupcake stores…"

In November 2008, Letterman told tanking CBS News anchor Katie Couric that he was "aroused" by Palin. In March 2009, Letterman attacked Bristol and snickered about her being "knocked up" again.

Letterman reminds me of the lecher at the school bus stop. Or the aging creep lurking in the dirty magazine section at the 7-Eleven. Attention, CBS: Get him help now.

Michelle Malkin is the author of the forthcoming "Culture of Corruption: Obama and his Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks & Cronies" (Regnery 2009). Her e-mail address is malkinblog@gmail.com.

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I think letterman should be treated much the same as Imus was and booted.
but of course the liberal media(cbs,abc,nbc) and others would just let this ride with NO penality!!!!
TJ Whyte
Comment: #1
Posted by: Tom Whyte
Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:00 AM
Absolutely loved your article. You are spot on. He certainly has the markings of a "dirty old man "
Thank you for all you do.
Comment: #2
Posted by: Alene
Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:03 AM
Ms. malkin~

I love you!! Your "Dear David Letterman" article was beautiful and right on target. Letterman isn't funny, has hate issues, needs couselling, and needs to be ousted from his TV show. I haven't watched his show in over a year when he began embracing Obama as his Messiah. I've lost all respect for him and think his sense of humor is warped and demented. Thank you for all you do to counter such hateful attacks.
Comment: #3
Posted by: Charlene Stovall
Sat Jun 13, 2009 10:42 AM
Dear Michelle Malkin -

Were you equally indignant and morally outraged when Rush Limpballs called 12-year-old Chelsea Clinton the "family dog?"

<<crickets>>

Didn't think so.

Idiot.
Comment: #4
Posted by: antiPalin
Sat Jun 13, 2009 4:49 PM
Michele, I am finding each day when I ponder the day's activities that I am finding less and less to LIKE about America. And I can't fathom that I am one of only a few who are having to dig deeper to discover the admirable things that made America "great". My heart really longs sometimes, actually frequently, for the "Good old days".
David Letterman and his totally disrespectful remarks about Sarah Palin and her daughter tarnished every woman; be she young or old and I am certain it greatly troubled many men as well.
Our "Bill of Rights" gave us many freedoms. The freedom to say whatever we want is one of our cherished privileges. To me, with that freedom, also comes with it a sense of responsibility to your fellow man or woman or child. We are losing that sense of respect for each other, no matter the issues being discussed. Once we lose our civility, we tarnish our country's ideals.
I love my country. I enjoy being able to laugh at a good joke. And I "cringe" when I hear the remarks of a once admired comedian when he loses his "humanness". It adds up to America losing its' innocence!
Michelle, I very much enjoyed reading your thoughts of the Letterman issue. Your writing is always "right on"!
Comment: #5
Posted by: Sonya King
Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:57 PM
Well writen Michelle! I used to enjoy watching David Letterman back in the day when he was simply disagreeable toward everyone. He was funny then, he is no longer. He obviously leans, therefore he slants. He has also obviously fallen into a camp which has drunk long and deep from the Kool-aid well and his 'joke' about Ms Palin not only proved that but was distasteful at the very least! His joke was the sort of thing you hear from comics who have no edge and have lost their touch with both reality and the topical. In either instance what he did was telling on himself as a weak and diminutive person who has fallen from the grace of the pinnacle of comedy he once occupied, yet it is still sad to watch a once great person become so small minded and trite in the feeble hope he might get a laugh. No doubt he is wealthy and nothing I say will change him, but alas it is also quite obvious all of his 'taste' is only in his mouth! Kudos to you!!
Comment: #6
Posted by: bill s
Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:33 PM
Michelle,

My husband pointed out your editorial to me this morning. Thank you for your "spot on" reporting! I don't know why David Letterman is such a woman hater! He is the biggest "boob" I know! I, too, (along with my husband) stopped watching his show over a year ago. He is an idiot! He should be booted off the show much like Bill Maher and Don Imus. I have copied your column and forwarded to all my friends.
Comment: #7
Posted by: Jan Burtt
Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:46 AM
What I'd like to see Letterman called to task on is his second "attempt" at an apology - the part where he apologized to both of Palin's daughters. Although his whole diatribe was about being misunderstood... If we're supposed to believe his feeble attempt was sincere, why did he apologize to Bristol? For screwing up the joke he intended to be about her? What an absolute moron Letterman is. Six months into Obama's term, he still does Bush jokes. Letterman used to have some appeal because he was irreverent, now he's just irrelevant.
Comment: #8
Posted by: Jeff
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:48 PM
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