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What Obama and My Wife Have in Common

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Dear Mr. President:

First, happy birthday. I do hope today is an enjoyable day for you and your family. Coincidentally, I also will be celebrating this week the birth of someone dear to me, my beloved wife, Gena, whose birthday is Aug. 9.

Speaking of birthdays, I couldn't help but hear and read all over the news this past week about the fresh attention to your constitutional eligibility and natural-born citizen status. I hardly can believe that individuals are offering bounties — one for $100,000 — for any personal witness or sufficient evidence to your American birth.

Believe it or not, I'm not writing you to challenge whether or not you were born in America, though I see nothing wrong with the American public's voicing that constitutionally based grievance with someone in your esteemed position. As one blogger wrote, after all, "We aren't talking about a 12-year-old qualifying to play Little League here." Or as Ronald Reagan once said, "Trust but verify."

I must admit that I find it a bit of a groundless stretch not to believe in the birth announcements in two major Hawaiian newspapers in August 1961, in which Hawaii's Health Department would have been required to post information it received directly from hospitals: "Mr. and Mrs. Barack H. Obama, 6085 Kalanianaole Hwy., son, Aug. 4." Nevertheless, that proof doesn't answer why you refuse to reveal your original birth certificate and end the growing tides of controversy.

I'm writing you because this is no longer a matter merely about proving you meet a presidential prerequisite in the Constitution. Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the "birther" controversy. The nation you are called to lead is experiencing a growing swell of conspirators who are convinced that you are covering up something. So why not just prove them wrong and shut them up?

I agree with CNN's Lou Dobbs, who was chastised by his own media outlet for demanding the release of your original birth certificate. Why was that such a bad request? We certainly know why Jon Klein, the president of CNN/U.S., thought it was a bad idea. He previously declared that CNN researchers had determined that your 1961 birth certificate no longer exists.

But Hawaii officials confirmed again last week that they indeed have your original birth certificate on file.

Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, repeated her October 2008 statement that she had seen with her own eyes the "original vital records."

Some claim that even you cannot see or request your own personal birth certificate because Hawaii's disclosure law (Hawaii Revised Statutes 338-18) states that "it shall be unlawful for any person to permit inspection of, or to disclose information contained in vital statistics records, or to copy or issue a copy of all or part of any such record."

But the law further states that Hawaii's Health Department "shall not permit inspection of public health statistics records, or issue a certified copy of any such record or part thereof, unless it is satisfied that the applicant has a direct and tangible interest in the record " (emphasis added).

Isn't categorically satisfying constitutional requirements for a president or answering the First Amendment grievances of hundreds of thousands of Americans or ending a national debate or healing a country's divisions enough "direct and tangible interest"?

Mr. President, as more and more people realize that you are refusing to release your original birth certificate, further questions will fuel the fires of debate or at least hinder the embers from ever being snuffed out. Questions such as, "Does it really contain the Hawaiian physician's name?" "Does it disclose something other than his birthplace that he wishes others not to see?"

Of course, not every U.S. citizen has access to his original birth certificate, but you do, and yours is the only one under debate. As valuable as copies can be, textual critics know that nothing outweighs an original, especially when only it contains the information under question.

Again, why don't you simply request, release and give permission to make public your original birth certificate?

Mr. President, you promised the American people that you are "committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in Government." In fact, in your July 23 prime-time news conference, you said that your administration has been more transparent than previous administrations: "I think that we have provided much greater transparency than existed prior to our administration coming in."

So again, I ask: Why not live out that transparency promise by posting your original birth certificate and end the division and debate?

Well, I have a birthday to plan, so I had better get going.

Again, happy birthday, Mr. President.

Yours Truly, Chuck Norris

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Just a brief note to extend Happy Birthday to your wife, Gena, Chuck. It is interesting that the only two individuals in scripture to have had birthdays recorded as such were both kings, Pharaoh, Genesis 40:20 and Herod, Matthew 14:6, Mark 6:21. Whilst that privilege is extended to virtually everyone in the Western world now, it is fitting that Gena especially should enjoy it. She is truly royalty, 1 Peter 2:9. As it happens, we have our own reason to celebrate today, in that it's our son Michael's birthday and he has turned 21. The years have flown.
Comment: #1
Posted by: Alan O'Reilly
Tue Aug 4, 2009 6:01 AM
Obama already posted his birth certificate (short form - which is legal in all 50 states) on his campaign website during the campaign you half-wit inbred.
Comment: #2
Posted by: Michael
Tue Aug 4, 2009 9:51 AM
You "birfers" are just a bunch of lunatics. When you lay down with pigs all you do is get dirty. Your support of Failin' Palin proves you have no credibility. Our President should NEVER release any info that you idiots request. You people have already made up your minds on the subject and no amount of proof will satisfy you. Keep up the crying and whining, it just makes you and the GOP look out of touch with reality and will only further marginelize your party. Obama/Biden 2012 - accept it now because it's going to happen.

P.S. Happy "birfday" to your wife.
Comment: #3
Posted by: motorboy
Tue Aug 4, 2009 10:07 AM
Really, are you that stupid that you can't use the intertubes or the Google to see it for yourself, or just watch Chris Matthews wave it around, or better yet, since you are a known personality, ask him and he will actually send you a copy. People like you are what is wrong with America.
Comment: #4
Posted by: pantsless
Tue Aug 4, 2009 11:14 AM
What a crock of $**t! Get a life. The country is falling apart and you people want to talk about something inane and stupid like the President's birth certificate. Ridiculous. FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME, HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII, NO BODY HAS EVER WANTED TO SEE ANY OTHER PRESIDENT'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE. IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK? Look in the mirror and be honest with your damn self. You hate the fact that a Black man was elected president. Get over it, there are serious problems in this country to face and solve, be a part of the solution, and STOP perpetuate this stupid issue.
Comment: #5
Posted by: A_Wise_Latina_Woman
Tue Aug 4, 2009 11:30 AM
I'm afraid Mr. Norris that it is people like you that are destroying our great country. You have brought shame onto yourself and your family by so blatantly using this ludicrous media story to attack The President Of The United States - the democratically elected and sworn in President of the very country you claim to love.

I do not subscribe to Obama policies, but I will not and could not shamefully perpetuate lies in order to discredit him or any other President of our great nation.

You are not a patriot. You are a coward. I suggest you leave our great country and find another place to call home.
Comment: #6
Posted by: Dave Garland
Tue Aug 4, 2009 11:56 AM
You mean this birth certificate?

http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html
Comment: #7
Posted by: CW
Tue Aug 4, 2009 12:13 PM
Shame on you, Chuck Norris. You just flushed away whatever credibility you had left after "starring" in those ridiculous home-exercise equipment commercials.

Now you're aligned with Hank Williams, Jr. and the other doofuses who choose to side with the Republican fringe, instead of with mainstream Americans.

That you would purport to cite law to us, while deliberately distorting what "original vital records" means, is further proof of your insincerity. My blood is boiling right now. I hate being lied to and I hate being insulted. Black belt or not, you have no strength when pushing a false idea.

The same Hawai'ian health official you quote as having seen the "original vital records" also explained to the public that the original paper document is not in existence. The information from that document was stored electronically a decade ago. When someone requests an "official birth certificate," the State of Hawai'i simply prints out information from the electronic source onto a, you guessed it, Certification of Live Birth, or COLB.

Hint: that's the document President Obama posted online over a year ago.

So your request is nonsensical. And it's disingenuous. You are not doing the country any favors with this nonsense.

You lost another fan. Shame on you. You deserve nothing but scorn. I used to wonder who was better, you or Bruce Lee. What in the world was I thinking? The guys Bruce Lee beat up in the MOVIES are better than you.

At least John McCain actually served the country; I don't mind as much if he takes pot-shots at Obama. But where do you get off writing such obvious garbage?
Comment: #8
Posted by: Stephen Perry
Tue Aug 4, 2009 12:21 PM
Wow, Chuck, you are as stupid as you look.
Comment: #9
Posted by: Bob
Tue Aug 4, 2009 1:04 PM
Hey Chuck,
Obama actually does *not* have to present his birth certificate to anyone. That "constitutionally based grievance" is not based in the constitution at all.
The constitution says "natural born citizen". This means someone who became a citizen at the time of birth. Obama was born in Hawaii (a state in these United States if you don't quite grasp that already), therefore he is a US Citizen. End of story.
For example, John McCain was born to US citizens on a military base in the Panama Canal. He is a natural born citizen, but he was not born in the United States. Are you (or were you) questioning his eligibility to run for office? Hmm...
Comment: #10
Posted by: Pavel
Tue Aug 4, 2009 2:28 PM
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck...

Your toupee has been too tight for too many years. Take it off and let some blood/oxygen get to your brain. Please.

Michael
Comment: #11
Posted by: Michael
Tue Aug 4, 2009 4:30 PM
http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html

Chuck, please peruse the factcheck.org site. The editor of factcheck.org has pictures of the authentic birth certificate in high resolution, as well as statements by the State Health Director for Hawaii who has seen the vital records.
Comment: #12
Posted by: Kevin Morgan
Tue Aug 4, 2009 4:56 PM
Chuck.....Norris?
Your opinion is relevant.....why?
Now that you've been given the necessary access to the BC information, you need.....what?
To hold it in your own hands for further confirmation?
How else to determine its validity?
Only you can tell us, oh learned one.
HB, Gena. Which wife are you?
Comment: #13
Posted by: Jane
Tue Aug 4, 2009 5:30 PM
Chuck you are a fool. If you truly don't believe Obama's birth certificate, that has been shown, how in the world do you know it's his birthday? Are you just sucking up to him for being such a retard by not knowing what's going on?
Comment: #14
Posted by: John
Tue Aug 4, 2009 6:38 PM
May you go the way of the other "info-maniac", Billy Mays. I wish Carridine was still around to kick your ass, again.
Comment: #15
Posted by: dennycrane
Tue Aug 4, 2009 6:41 PM
.
Chuck Norris!
BWAHAWHAWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAWAWAWAAAAAA!!!!
.
Comment: #16
Posted by: cosanostradamus
Tue Aug 4, 2009 6:43 PM
Why is Norris being such a douche nozzle? I don't have my original birth certificate. When I ordered one for my aon, is was one issued on May 29 of this year, even though he was born in 2002. To call this a stretch is laughable, at best. The only thing dumber I've seen is WorldNetDaily claiming that Jesus named Obama as the Anti-Christ. We they didn't exactly say - they were just sayin'...
Comment: #17
Posted by: Phil Brittain
Tue Aug 4, 2009 6:54 PM
Hey what more can I add? Chuck's lost it...there's a black man in office and his racism is showing. For God's sake, please cover yourself up, its indecent!
Comment: #18
Posted by: PrissyPatriot
Tue Aug 4, 2009 7:04 PM
I'm sooooo happy bruce lee kicked your but!!
Comment: #19
Posted by: tim
Tue Aug 4, 2009 8:44 PM
You're kidding right? I suppose it would have been fair to ask George W. (or you) to prove he doesn't have Alzheimer's simply because I say he does. By the way, when I think about it, you were such a wooden actor I demand you prove you were ever an actor.
Comment: #20
Posted by: bj
Tue Aug 4, 2009 8:46 PM
Chuck, You couldn't act and now I see you cannot think very well either! My god with all the problems in this country you focus on the most idiotic issue and you know very well that the president is a legal citizen or he would not be in office today
What the hell is wrong with you people?? If you do not like him vote him the hell out in 4 years, It only took us 8 years to get rid of Bush and we had to endure his kiss my ass approach when we didn't agree with him, I am not sure he had a brain but I never asked to see an MRI of his head to prove it, That may seem like I am being a smartass but it just goes to show you how STUPID your questioning Obama's place of birth is,
Comment: #21
Posted by: Terry
Tue Aug 4, 2009 9:02 PM
Good career move signing on with Oily Taint at this point in the game, Chunk. Seriously, Chunk, with you, being a master thespian and all, I'm not sure if you're really that dumb, or if your birther endorsement is some brilliant self-effacing satire perhaps intended to bolster your flagging career à la “Fat Actress” or something. If the latter is true, may I suggest a title for your upcoming reality show?
No?
Well, I will, anyway: “Wingnut Cowboy”
Comment: #22
Posted by: Lefty
Wed Aug 5, 2009 12:16 AM
Chuck:
From the State Departments own website:
*A certified birth certificate has a registrar's raised, embossed, impressed or multicolored seal, registrar’s signature, and the date the certificate was filed with the registrar's office, which must be within 1 year of your birth. Please note, some short (abstract) versions of birth certificates may not be acceptable for passport purposes.

We know that Barrack has at least two Long Form BC's that were in his possession before the fake passport posted on Fact Check.

Barrack had one for his first passport, as required by the State Department (See above) and for admissions into the several colleges he attended. He would have presented them for loans and identification.

He has another that he found among his mother's belonging when she passed away in 1995. Mom's are weird about things like that and I can assure you it is the long form Birth Certificate we are demanding.

Barrack would have been more honest to post those, rather than create a new form that has limited information and cannot be used to ascertain his birth place, parentage or identity.

In the end, however, Barrack has admitted that he was born with dual citizenship or an incomplete citizenship. He "may" be a Citizen of the US but, under Section 2 of the Constitution Barrack must be a "Natural Born Citizen".

He fails to qualify for Natural Born status and that status is clarified in the 14th amendment Section 1. "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and SUBJECT TO THE JURISDICTION THEREOF, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

Barrack was born to father who was a citizen of another country, who was SUBJECT TO THE JURISDICTION of Kenya. Barrack Sr. could not confer Natural Born status to him making Barrack's citizenship incomplete and therefore NOT Natural as require by the Constitution.

There are other issues but there in Barracks own words are the disqualifiers.
Comment: #23
Posted by: Vendome
Wed Aug 5, 2009 12:22 AM
i always knew that botox made you LOOK stupid, chuck, but i had no idea it actually made you stupid. though perhaps that's unfair to botox. given your 'creative' output over the years, the stupid seems to have been in place long before the botox was injected.
Comment: #24
Posted by: litmus
Wed Aug 5, 2009 12:47 AM
http://www.obamanotqualified.com/obama-kenyan-birth-certificate-kenya.htm
Comment: #25
Posted by: AAA
Wed Aug 5, 2009 12:48 AM
Hi Chuck,
I once had dinner with you, your wife and sons.
It was in your previous home turned recording studio in Toluca Lake, CA.
It was about 1988 or so and you know, your photo on this page looks just like you did then, 20 years ago. Funny that.
Also then, your wife's name was Diane. It would seem you had a divorce since then.
I'm very sorry you had such problems in your personal relationships.
Then, I recall the neighbors complaining that in the middle of a quiet residential neighborhood, you turned your home into a loud and busy recording studio.
That seemed somewhat selfish.
I recall it's name too: TMF Communications.
I asked Diane what it meant and she said "Tough Mother F**cker"
I asked you what it meant and you said "Too much fun."
I wondered at that moment if the neighbors were having too much fun or simply intimidated by a tough mf.
Yes, I vividly recall Diane making Sauerkraut. It stunk up the whole studio.
One of your sons in the rear studio said to me that it was really making him sick because he had been up all night doing coke and now had to mix a session.
It seemed a really odd thing to say to a stranger, don't you think?
I also met you in your kitchen and was surprised that you were actually shorter than I was at only 5'6".
And so here we are 21 years later.
You've seemingly not aged, have a new wife and your movies have never been considered serious film-making. Your old house that bugged all the neighbors has been made back into a house again and Forman street is relatively silent again.
You've endorsed several candidates that can accurately be called losers.
Now you're backing another losing movement.
Chuck.. have you ever considered that if your businesses, marriages, candidates and films are losers, you too might be one?
It takes more than a 6th degree TKD rating at the Kukkiwon to make a man.
It takes brains, love and courage.
21 years ago I met a person I had only seen on the silver screen.
But that day and ever since, I've considered you a loser.
A short, insecure man who wanted to be a tough guy.
But still so insecure you recently sued a publisher who wrote a book of satire about you.
Chuck.. you know from what I've written above that I'm not lying.
I know things one couldn't possibly make up.
Listen closely now: Once your were one of the best martial arts practitioners in the world. But that's all you ever were successful at (besides marketing yourself for lots of money.)
Don't you think it's time to do your research before opening your mouth now?
Have you read the tenets of Tae Kwon Do lately?
They state honesty, integrity and other positive attributes.
Perhaps you should read them again. They might help separate the actor from the man.
Comment: #26
Posted by: TMF
Wed Aug 5, 2009 4:45 AM
The Hawaii newspaper birth announcements were forged. Every 'Obama' document released has been forged. Every family photo lacks him. Background:
9/11 And Hawaii Lies
Made A President
http://home.att.net/~carlson.jon/911HawaiiLies1.htm
Comment: #27
Posted by: Jon Carlson
Wed Aug 5, 2009 8:48 AM
Mr. Norris,

As a fellow martial artist I have always admired you for your fighting skills, and over the years I have enjoyed your many movies and tv shows wherein those skills were displayed. I consider your right wing conservative leanings to be your business ecen though I do not agree with them for the most part. I have never thought of you as being an unintelligent person, but I must admit that your support of the "birthers" in calling for the President to release his birth certificate has given me pause for second thoughts. #1. The President and his political team HAVE released his birth certificate already; it was done during the campaign last year, and it was done more than once. #2. The State of Hawaii has released his birth certicate (or certificate of live birth) and stated more than once that it is valid and that the President was born there. State officials have also stated MORE THAN ONCE that there is no long form birth certificates in HAWAII anymore, and that there haven't been since 2001 when they went to electronic record keeping so NO ONE can produce that form of birth certificate from Hawaii. #3. Factcheck.org, a NON-PARTISAN organization has stated more than once that certificate ALREADY PRODUCED by the President is legitimate. #4 NONE of the previous 43 Presidents of this country were asked and harrassed to produce their bitrth certifcates. Now that we have a NON-WHITE President for the first time, this has become the issue that won't go away (in part thanks to Mr. Dobbs, Mr. Hannity, Mr. Beck, et. al.). Funny how that worked out, isn't it. #5. Disregarding all of the above seems to mean that you support a conspiracy to make Mr. Obama the President that goes back to his parents and maternal grandparents and that involves practically all of the officials of the State of Hawaii or least those that were around in 1961 and those that are around now. Maybe you should take a REAL LONG look at youself in the mirror and see the real reasons deep down in your heart for your support of Mr. Dobbs and his ilk beyond the ones you give in your article. Sir, you disappoint me greatly.
Comment: #28
Posted by: Evans E. Pate Jr
Wed Aug 5, 2009 9:10 AM
Don't we have bigger and better things to worry about?! MOVE ON PEOPLE! Chuck, you're still a joke. Can we focus on things critical to America, like the economy? health care? gas prices?

Do you know what these candidates must go through to get on the ballot? Don't you think someone would have noticed if President Obama hadn't been US born?

Please, find something to do that actually benefits other people. You have money, time, and enough info-mercials to do a world of good for a worthy cause.
Comment: #29
Posted by: MzMoonpie
Wed Aug 5, 2009 1:57 PM
Just answer this, why is Zero spending hundreds and thousands of $$ to avoid showing his birth certificate? That's BIRTH CERTIFICATE, not certificate of live birth.
Here's more that he's hiding for some reason:

* Actual long-form birth certificate (NOT an easily-forged electronic copy of a short-form document that is not even officially accepted in Hawaii)
* Passport files
* University of Chicago Law School scholarly articles
* Harvard Law Review articles
* Harvard Law School records
* Columbia University records
* Columbia University senior thesis, "Soviet Nuclear Disarmament"
* Occidental College records, including financial aid that he may have received
* Punahou School records, where Mr. Obama attended from the fifth grade until he finished high school
* Noelani Elementary School records, where Barack Obama attended kindergarten (according to the Hawaii Department of Education, students must submit a birth certificate to register -- but parents may bring a passport or student visa if the child is from a foreign country)
* Complete files and schedules of his years as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004
* Obama's client list from during his time in private practice with the Chicago law firm of Davis, Miner, Barnhill and Gallard
* Illinois State Bar Association records
* Baptism records
* Obama/Dunham marriage license
* Obama/Dunham divorce documents
* Soetoro/Dunham marriage license
* Soetero/Dunham Adoption records

Comment: #30
Posted by: jake
Wed Aug 5, 2009 2:00 PM
Why did you give space to this idiot and then send it to me?
Comment: #31
Posted by: Charles Edgar
Wed Aug 5, 2009 2:03 PM
You "birthers" in my opinion are nothing but RACISTS. You can't say that Obama is not our President because he is black , then your racism would be so obvious-society today would not tolerate that. So instead you latch onto this CRAZY idea about his birth place. Get over your racism-we have a black President and it is about time. Do you also believe the earth is flat!!! You probably don't believe in evolution either. You are a nut job Mr. Norris.
Comment: #32
Posted by: scientist00
Wed Aug 5, 2009 2:33 PM
Chuck, Chuck.... I never really cared for your movies, I never grasped how pugilism was entertaining, but now that you are champion of the birthers I understand more. The audience you seek are the losers and idiots that can't accept reality and thrive on violence. Well, you can have them. If free thinking Americans haven't already discounted you as a washed up has been, this stance you're taking is sure to do so. Goodbye, loser
Comment: #33
Posted by: Mad
Wed Aug 5, 2009 3:34 PM
This is even more fascinating than the Abnormal Psych classes that engaged our more prurient interests back then.

I believe what we are witnessing in most of these right-wing tactics is just more evidence of their racism and recent effort by their leaders (see "RWA-SDO embrace")" to deny their racism. You see, the GOP recently realized that they could no longer depend on stupid whites alone to maintain their ruling elite status, and so has tried to remake itself as an inclusive party that has left it's racism in the past. But you can't teach old dogs new tricks overnight. And that fact has presented them with a conundrum that would tax even the most rational of us. It has apparently meant that the only way their subconscious can deal with the cognitive dissonance" is to reject Obama's legitimacy on "technical" grounds rather than the highly illegal, immoral racist grounds that are at the root of this latest mess they've created for themselves.
Comment: #34
Posted by: Gary Williams
Wed Aug 5, 2009 3:50 PM
"Conservatism is not the doctrine of the intellectual elite or of the more intelligent segments of the population, but the reverse. By every measure available to us, conservative beliefs are found most frequently among the uninformed, the poorly educated, and the less intelligent"
McClosky, H. (1958). Conservatism and personality. American Political Science Review, 52, 27-45.
"It appears that conservatism has pathological dimensions manifested in violence and distorted psycho-sexual development"
Boshier, R. (1983). Education inside: Motives for participation in prison education programmes. UBC
Comment: #35
Posted by: Gary Williams
Wed Aug 5, 2009 4:33 PM
You were unconvincing as an actor and even less so as a political commentator and alleged patriot. Join Blackwater, where you will have a license to kill any non-white who displeases you.
Comment: #36
Posted by: michael nola
Wed Aug 5, 2009 4:48 PM
Out of the 34 previous comments on this blog I have just read, only two have been favorable to you, Mr. Norris. In fact, the personal level of attack is interesting in itself. It's beyond me what all that means (I'm not about to accept majority rule in this case), but I am here to neither applaud that onslaught nor express a need of mine to be shown that President Obama is a natural born citizen of the United States. Rather, I want to tell all those 34 opiners that no purpose is served to anyone, save whatever satisfaction is personally gained from childish name-calling antics, when facts are abandoned in favor of personal wishes. With honesty as a guide, both sides will agree, however, that forgery is likely in both the Kenyan and Hawaiian "proofs" of birth submitted. But what hasn't been mentioned in any of those blogs is the fact that the American people have spoken in the 2008 election. That IS where the majority makes a difference. And, as I understand, we are legally past the time of undoing what has been done. So nothing is at stake for the President. That is, unless he cares about the "lies" being told about him. So without anything to lose, doesn't it make sense for him to, in fact, disclose the facts? Where were all of you defenders of the faith when President George W. Bush didn't admit to the charges of drug use from his enemies? Or have you changed you faith from "the truth will out" to "let your pleasure be your guide"?
Comment: #37
Posted by: Patrick Chase
Wed Aug 5, 2009 4:50 PM
Chuck Norris--it figures. Another right wing coward in big boots, machismo dripping of of every ab ripple, you can just smell the testosterone. And what a big pussy coward.The world is in the grip of his corporatist buddies and he is all worried about a birth certificate. they are all so afraid and so out of ammo--it's just pathetic.
Comment: #38
Posted by: William L. Brice
Wed Aug 5, 2009 4:58 PM
Dear Mr. Norris:

I consider your posting rather insulting, as you have not posted your own birth certificate; and here you are pontificating about the ;eader of our country who was dully elected by the people and the electoral college. Whether you are a Republican , Democrat, Independent of any other persuation, he is the President and has been Certified at that position.
I happen to be a Republican and I am tired of all the aspertions and dis-information being brought out by my party because it LOST the election. I have a mind, can read verey well, and do not need to have the media and the IDIOTS that think being in Congress is a carrer tell me what to think and what to do.
I have voted in every election since I turned 18y/o. and I think the best thing for this Country is an INFORMED VOTER. All the pundits in the news abd the print media do is muddle the issues with partisan backstabing and lies. MAKING A REQUEST TO PRESENT MR. OBAMAS BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS MISLESDING AND PLYING THE POLITICAL CARD. in closing did you ask President Bush for his birth certificate or his service record?
Comment: #39
Posted by: Victor Boudet MD.
Wed Aug 5, 2009 7:12 PM
To all of you commenters: It's all about the money. He writes this sociopathic stuff, just like Michelle Malkin, and it creates a stir and makes him money. The greater the stir, the more money he makes. And in the name of God, of course. Please join me in boycotting his trash.
Comment: #40
Posted by: Masako
Wed Aug 5, 2009 8:54 PM
Um, he HAS released his birth cert. Posted a scan on his website, allowed factcheck to inspect it, and if you haven't seen it you haven't looked. He even had Hawaiian officials vouch for its authenticity after people thought it might be a forgery. Still not satisfied. What the heck does it take? Of course you're not being taken seriously. The fact is, even if he wasn't born in Hawaii, he was born to an American mother, and is therefore an American citizen. Not to mention, it would be quite a feat to have it all be fake: a forgery of the birth cert + fake birth announcements in a newspaper from decades ago + altered state records + sworn statements from state officials... really? You think all that has happened? And you wonder why we think you're nuts? He's already come forth with the certificate, why don't YOU provide some reason we shouldn't accept the certificate he's already provided? And stop asking for it already, he showed it last year!
Comment: #41
Posted by: fisquid
Thu Aug 6, 2009 12:30 AM
So, President Obama should address this issue (again) because of the, ahem, "controversy" surrounding his birth certificate?
Does that mean that President Bush and Vice President Cheney should have held a press conference proving that they didn't orchestrate the 9/11 bombings? In case you haven't noticed, there's plenty of "controversy" about that too. And while we're at it, NASA should have a press conference showing irrefutable proof that we landed on the moon, the Mafia needs to prove once and for all that they had nothing to do with the Kennedy assassination, and Barney Rubble needs to tell us who REALLY stole Fred's bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
Here's some knowledge for you, Chucky... When your competition is saying or doing things that the general public will think is foolish, you LET THEM. In the end, all of you "recognizable" people that add your faces to the birther movement will only make the whole Republican party look bad. And for that, I feel sorry for the GOP.
Because the rest of America is laughing at you.
And one other note for anyone that is thinking that there may be something to this whole birth certificate story... Last Summer, when John McCain was starting to slip in the polls, don't you think that his people looked into this? DON'T YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE RAISED THIS ISSUE IF THERE WAS A SHRED OF TRUTH TO IT?
Comment: #42
Posted by: cd
Thu Aug 6, 2009 12:37 AM
So, President Obama should address this issue (again) because of the, ahem, "controversy" surrounding his birth certificate?

Does that mean that President Bush and Vice President Cheney should have held a press conference proving that they didn't orchestrate the 9/11 bombings? In case you haven't noticed, there's plenty of "controversy" about that too. And while we're at it, NASA should have a press conference showing irrefutable proof that we landed on the moon, the Mafia needs to prove once and for all that they had nothing to do with the Kennedy assassination, and Barney Rubble needs to tell us who REALLY stole Fred's bowl of Fruity Pebbles.

Here's some knowledge for you, Chucky... When your competition is saying or doing things that the general public will think is foolish, you LET THEM. In the end, all of you "recognizable" people that add your faces to the birther movement will only make the whole Republican party look bad. And for that, I feel sorry for the GOP.

Because the rest of America is laughing at you.

And one other note for anyone that is thinking that there may be something to this whole birth certificate story... Last Summer, when John McCain was starting to slip in the polls, don't you think that his people looked into this? DON'T YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE RAISED THIS ISSUE IF THERE WAS A SHRED OF TRUTH TO IT?
Comment: #43
Posted by: cd
Thu Aug 6, 2009 12:39 AM
Who cares where Obama was born? Dubya wasn't even elected!
So it's okay for your President to be a drug-taking, draft-dodging half-wit who spends all the Western world's moral, social and economic capital but you care about a birth certificate?
Excuse me, I need a glass of water, I am choking on my laughter.
Comment: #44
Posted by: Sandra B
Thu Aug 6, 2009 8:15 AM
I enjoy reading your writings and look forward to your next postings. Thank you for bringing more light to the home inspection issues that are included in the Obamacare health plan bill. I totally agree with your views there and also with the birth certificate thing. The birth certificate from Hawaii has been proved a fraud and linked as a forgery over little sisters birth record. Also, the fact that President Obama's mentor Frank Marshall Wright was employed by the Hawaiian newspaper. The Kenyan document recently obtained in the news shows him as a student and born in Kenya. This was supposedly used to get a college grant here in the U.S.. Either the President was born here legally or he played both sides of the fence so to speak, and bilked the government out of college grant funds for international students illegally. Yours thoughts there?
Comment: #45
Posted by: Cookie Czar
Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:30 AM
Нихуя не понял английскую писанину, но для чего вообще это пиздобольство и словоблудие, если можно ногой с разворота?!
Comment: #46
Posted by: Владик
Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:12 AM
Re: Sandra B
Excuse me dimwit but George Bush served in the National Guard. If you knew anything about the Guard during the Vietnam War he served as any other Guard member did.

Obama has not produced his birth certificate. Clear and simple. And talk about dopers.......George Bush refused to answer the questions about cocaine. Obama not only admitted using cocaine but selling it also. We know nothing about this man. His radical socialist friends throughout his entire life says it all.

Obama will go down in history as the worst President ever.
Comment: #47
Posted by: Dan Cusiter
Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:30 PM
Привет Чак, мне кажется что Обаме нечего скрывать, если бы он родился не в США, это бы уже все знали.
Comment: #48
Posted by: Витя
Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:45 PM
I can't give myself a reason why countries needs t fight for one another for we are all brothers and sisters. The updated Obama <a title="New Obama nuclear policy" href="http://personalmoneystore.com/moneyblog/2010/04/07/obama-nuclear-policy/">nuclear weapon</a> policy or whatever you would like to call it changes nothing, really. It isn't an update on the START treaties and in effect it's basically a rattle of the saber at North Korea or Iran or any states that may harbor or enable terrorists. Ahmadinejad is already protesting. (I'd gladly get payday advances to pay him off, if a few hundred or so would make him shut up.) Republicans will doubtlessly protest, but then again what Do not they protest?
Comment: #49
Posted by: gwane
Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:26 AM
April 20th, 2010


Tutle Publishing,
Yaekari Building, 3rd Floor,
5–4–12 Oski, Shinagawa-ku,
Mr. Bruce Ayiem Lee,
Producer-Actor-Martial Pro',
Tokyo, Shinagawa-ku,
JAPAN 141–0032.
Phone: (03) 5437–0171.
E-Mail: tutle-sales@gol.com





Mr. Alexander Simon,
Sir William Place,
Apartment #305c;
Boonie Doon,
8820-85 Street,
Edmonton, Alberta,
CANADA T6C 3C2
Telus Carrier Residential Phone: (780) 466-9719
E-Mail: alexandersimonea@gmail.com



Dear Mr. Lee:

By entry into a cave such as a Mammoth looking to protect her young; a man defends his off-spring to the point of death, and that is the Catholic way. In history man has endured considerable dismay in defending their lives; and thus began the need for physical conditioning; in early Tibet began Kung-Fu; here tribesman competed by 'kicking' each other, light, then hard. Following 15,000 years of primitive defence; the Roman Catholic Registered created the military art of Karate for the Orient in Osaka; with the development of the hand 'thrust' and 'side' kick; Kung-Fu faded by 5 million 'Black' Belted of Master level at the peak of the Viet-Nam War ending officially on February 6, 1971 and Mr. Millhouse Nixon signed a treaty as confirmed at the Smithsonian Museum in Austin, Texas. The reason the former interest ended was due to the superior all Catholic fighting way; only Judo; a military fight and 'throw'; plus Kendo a style of Korean attack fully comparable to the American sport.
By 1991; boxing prevailed and Judo, Kendo and some Karate waned; today the former sparring is gaining a resurgence; in policing; the Kendo in Korea, particularly the southern perimeter has total value and can be incorporated every where.
Mr. Bruce Lee has mastered every art and will forever live with the annuals of history; he is truly a great male accomplished in the area of cartooning and singing; in his entire career in area of martial conditioning; 10 percent of his gross billing was invested to charity including one marked for Manila Island.
I thank all who care about the Catholic way of defence.!!

XX

















Comment: #50
Posted by: ALEX SIMON
Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:24 PM
Actionfest Film Festival was a great event to pay tribute to stuntmen and the great achievements of some of

America's finest examples of honorable men. Awards Ceremony was moving when Chuck Norris presented his brother

with a Lifetime Achievement Award - Actionfest photos from the stunt show and awards ceremony are up at

Performance Impressions -

http://www.performanceimpressions.com/Actionfest_Film_Festival_Chuck_&_Aaron_Norris/content/index.html
Comment: #51
Posted by: David Oppenheimer
Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:52 PM
The Nazis In The White House Story: Part 11
Hawaii Lies Made A President
http://www.hoaxofthecentury.com/911HawaiiLies2a.htm
Comment: #52
Posted by: Jon Carlson
Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:30 AM
Chuck Norris next President !!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!
Comment: #53
Posted by: Urmas
Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:50 PM
Editorial,
“by Writer Mr. Alexander Simon”
replies: alexsim@telus.net

Elizabeth and my Wedding Ring!
(Ms) “TAYLOR, ELIZABETH
1932–, Anglo-American film actress, b. London. Regarded as one of the world's most beautiful women, Taylor went from child star to a series of ladylike roles to playing worldly, sometimes shrewish women. She won Academy Awards for her work in Butterfield 8 (1960) and Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966);” The entire Cast won two for the beginning and nine for the following! I studied this lady in brunette well. What I faced earlier was a house of jealous communists against my marry to my Roman Catholic brunette wife full buxom and loving cool English and I married her! Mrs Janet Ellen Simon (Ms Camphaug) before we wed in front or the Saint James Gathering replaced! A Reverand not Catholic to me and a nice Chinese friend as witness with a communist woman not of my wife's color and did attend a “tear down;” of assembly (central Pentecostal) church; Ms Pamela Matichuck; signed Witness! This day is near on the 12th day; Tuesday of June 12, 2012! …. “starred in ‘Father of the Bride;' is a rare interest on marriage on lock-wood and English family blood! Father of the Bride is a 1950 American comedy film about a man trying to cope with preparations for his daughter's upcoming wedding. The movie stars Spencer Tracy in the titular role, Joan Bennett, Elizabeth Taylor, Don Taylor, Billie Burke, and Leo G. Carroll. It was adapted by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett from the novel by Edward Streeter, and directed by Vincente Minnelli. The importance is finding the right person with the best English American match for matrimony and is cool and open as England and American cherry and ample pie! That's comedy; a happy ending that's new and exciting! The horrow is every clean father's concern: “chaos reigns at the Banks home as final preparations are made for the reception. The wedding ceremony brings both joy and sorrow to Stanley, as he realizes that his daughter is now a woman and no longer his child.” This Movie is for all young too! For love is Spring and Autumn is near a War wins all love and does bring the child to mother always!
- Http://www.questia.com/library/encyclopedia/taylor-elizabeth.jsp Love is mother too; and I married her! The Catholic clean we are my wife! With a welfare purse; not Roman I invited one man who prior to the rare consumption made me … promise to raise our children as Catholics – Mr. Reverand C. Toner; at the presiding! Witnessed by all including her lady Ms Mildred Camphaug; insisting on (US) to contribute our lives to a communist scheme of Pentecostal and attend I did with my future loving and clean best friend did! I found the celebration Jesus ill and refused accepting any intention of sharing a poop of liar! So, did my mother of my best friends also! My Roman Catholic mother Ms Margaret Ban never would steeple to this ‘tear down;' either! Margaret refused attendance! “Elizabeth Taylor spent much of the later years of her life involved with AIDS activism. She testified before Congress, founded the American Foundation for AIDS Research and raised a great deal of money for the organization;” she did and defendend a man who contracted this hate! I met my lady magnet Ms Simon (Ban); and read out loud a ‘lousy;' piece; stating that a famous other actor male; Mr. Rock Hudson died; of venereal disease! Roy Harold Scherer, Jr., later Roy Harold Fitzgerald (November 17, 1925 – October 2, 1985), known professionally as Rock Hudson, was an American film and television actor, most recognized as a romantic leading man;” according to women here and every where we (The Roman Catholics-#1) are! And according the weak media (Mr.)Hudson died in 1985, being the first major celebrity to die from an AIDS-related illness.” A former US-Marine?! Http://www.bing.com/search?FORM=sCPN&RS=CHECKED&un=doc&v=1&q=Actor%20%22Mr.%20Rock%20Hudson%22%20death%20AIDS; study; and see why a lady brunette is English red rousty on defending a clean reputation!! I need this same style with this women and here hearing is London! What occurred is following love making my wife for over 4.5 hours straight with more length than near all women can take at the Hotel Hilton same day with (Mr.) Elvis Prescely look like near attending near; and I never went; (!!!!!); I was Noticed by Application of a jealous jew; Ms Jancie Doetzel and a baptist of same look yellow skin women accusing me of community perversion: read the lost Government of Alberta then; filed with commie poop $ to me; on 03/09/25; 10053924/329/ at Energy Square! With this lady Ms Taylor I view helped and I forwarded as a confident (following family separation; due to communists); my wedding ring here at Bonnie Doon Shopping Mall! One tape “live;”; me; ‘Short Grass Range;” I also; (from rare pay) forwarded! To trust! In Elizabeth! I know she is alive and is caring as Winnie's grin! Days, lost are days new; and England loves a careful man who lives, and loves the family life in Welsh and I feel married her perfect Company: The Actor; Mr. Richard Burton! A former Welsh Marine!



Comment: #54
Posted by: Mr. Alexander Simon
Sun Apr 1, 2012 12:37 AM
Guarantees Now as a Candian!!

Section 3 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a section that constitutionally guarantees all Canadian citizens the democratic right to vote in a general federal or provincial election

Section 6 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is the section of the Canadian Constitution that protects the mobility rights of Canadian citizens,

Section 13 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a section of the Charter which, along with section 11 (c), specifies rights regarding self-incrimination.

Section 15 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms contains guaranteed equality rights. As part of the Constitution, the section prohibits certain forms of discrimination perpetrated by the governments of Canada with the exception of ameliorative programs (affirmative action) and rights or privileges guaranteed by or under the Constitution of Canada in respect of denominational, separate or dissentient schools,

While the most important Section is starving as I am on unemployment; consider the merit of this Charter: Section 24 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms provides for remedies available to those whose Charter rights are shown to be violated. Some scholars have argued that it was actually section 24 that ensured that the Charter would not have the primary flaw of the 1960 Canadian Bill of Rights: Namely, Canadian judges would be reassured that they could indeed strike down statutes on the basis that they contradicted a bill of rights.[1]

“Is the Referendum to uphold a new Constitution? For all Provincial and for the Voice of all legal
Canadians with a true Birth Certification!! I say Yes!! Alexander Simon Born in Canada!!

Social Insurance Number 631 692 811/born Edmonton, Alberta, Canada at the Royal Alexandra Hospital at exactly 4:01 a.m. February 18, 1961 to Mr. Alec Simon and Mrs. Margaret Ban.

Thank you for your interest!!

Comment: #55
Posted by: Alexander Simon
Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:19 AM
Guarantees Now as a Candian!!

Section 3 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a section that constitutionally guarantees all Canadian citizens the democratic right to vote in a general federal or provincial election

Section 6 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is the section of the Canadian Constitution that protects the mobility rights of Canadian citizens,

Section 13 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is a section of the Charter which, along with section 11 (c), specifies rights regarding self-incrimination.

Section 15 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms contains guaranteed equality rights. As part of the Constitution, the section prohibits certain forms of discrimination perpetrated by the governments of Canada with the exception of ameliorative programs (affirmative action) and rights or privileges guaranteed by or under the Constitution of Canada in respect of denominational, separate or dissentient schools,

While the most important Section is starving as I am on unemployment; consider the merit of this Charter: Section 24 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms provides for remedies available to those whose Charter rights are shown to be violated. Some scholars have argued that it was actually section 24 that ensured that the Charter would not have the primary flaw of the 1960 Canadian Bill of Rights: Namely, Canadian judges would be reassured that they could indeed strike down statutes on the basis that they contradicted a bill of rights.[1]

“Is the Referendum to uphold a new Constitution? For all Provincial and for the Voice of all legal
Canadians with a true Birth Certification!! I say Yes!! Alexander Simon Born in Canada!!

Social Insurance Number 631 692 811/born Edmonton, Alberta, Canada at the Royal Alexandra Hospital at exactly 4:01 a.m. February 18, 1961 to Mr. Alec Simon and Mrs. Margaret Ban.

Thank you for your interest!!

Comment: #56
Posted by: Alexander Simon
Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:19 AM
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