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Wash Your Hands

by Susan Estrich

Now it's not just your mother telling you or the school nurse, but your president. Wash your hands. Cover your mouth. Don't go to school if you're sick — that'll be tough to enforce!

And for goodness sake, take a deep breath. You, too, Mr. Vice President.

The vice president joined the meltdown when he suggested that he'd stay away from airplanes and subways. Easy to say, of course, when you have Air Force Two and a motorcade to meet it.

I'm trying to stay away from ...

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Posted by: HotBeans
Comment: #1
Fri May 1, 2009 12:13 PM

For those of you worried about the spread of this flu, I found this great site that animates the spread of the flu across the US (day by day) http://www.swine-flu-map-animation.com/ Check it out.

Posted by: Paul M. Petkovsek
Comment: #2
Fri May 1, 2009 3:05 AM

The upside to fearing the swine flu is that people will not obsess so much about fearing illegal immigrants, homosexuals, labor unions, Democrats, Moslems, and the liberal media. Just remember that there is a disaster plan: When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Posted by: Kathaleen McCausland
Comment: #3
Fri May 1, 2009 5:46 AM

While the news media focuses on the swine flu our dear President is pushing through health care and spending more money we do not have and no one is paying attention. Biden did this for a reason.

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