It is powerful. It is secret. It is unreturnable, even with a receipt, at most department stores.

The thong.

It had seemed, until this past week, that the thong achieved its pop culture pinnacle a decade ago. That's when a certain intern flashed hers at a certain president, who — to the disbelief of everyone, except perhaps that president's wife — reacted almost exactly like a dog stumbling upon a stockpile of Slim Jims. Unwrapped Slim Jims.

Naturally, that pr ...

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