In the interest of providing the public with a service it has needed for some time — especially these past few days — we proudly present the first failproof quiz to determine: IS YOUR ELECTED OFFICIAL HAVING AN AFFAIR?
Look closely at his or her (come on — who are we kidding? — his ) behavior, and mark "X" next to any of the following items that apply.
Or even "XXX."
—Has he left for a foreign country carrying only ...
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