TO DO:

—Get new bathing suit.

—Come on. Whom am I kidding? Get out old bathing suit. Ignore the fact it predates the Bush era.

—The W. Bush era, that is. It's not as if I NEVER get a new bathing suit.

—It would just be nice if someday they invented an elastic that stayed elastic instead of getting crunchy after a decade or two.

—Also, bathing suits that don't go out of style, like presidents.

—Quit obsessin ...

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