Thursday, January 08, 2009 | 1:55 a.m.

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself

by Andy Borowitz

Bid to Help Late Night Comics

Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "Y ...

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Posted by: James A, Sweeney
Comment: #1
Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:20 PM

You know what I think is funny? Not much! I hope Mr. Obama doesn't laugh himself out of a job. There would have to ba a lot of founding fathers having a laugh over this; but they wouldn't recognize the premise of any joke. It is just that; if they ever meant that line about all men created equal, most of them did nothing to show it. We should show it for them. Best wishes. Sweeney

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