Sung to the tune of The Rolling Stones' '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction'; optional accompaniment by Wii air guitar.

I can't get no-o satisfaction.

I can't get no-o media traction.

But I try; but I try; I will lie — even cry.

I can't get no; I can't get no.

Was with Bush One up in Maine,

And Obama's on the radio.

And he's tellin' you, my friends, some more

About some Afghan information

Supposed to i ...

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