The field of presidential candidates got a little more crowded today as the massive ego of consumer activist Ralph Nader announced that it was entering the 2008 race.

For its historic announcement, Mr. Nader's ego chose New York's Madison Square Garden, the only venue available large enough to contain the candidate's bloated self-esteem.

After being loaded into the Garden's freight elevator and wheeled out onto the stage, Mr. Nader's ego said the words that its faithful had been ...

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