Regarding "Telepathic Colonoscopy": I'm surprised nobody's actually tried to bamboozle the American public with that one yet. Think of all the charlatans selling expensive but worthless "detoxification" regimes which include so-called colon cleansing or colon hydrotherapy, a procedure with no medical value that may actually be harmful. Pure quackery and rubbish. Your body does a perfectly good job of detoxifying itself. That's what you have a liver and a set of kidneys for. And then there are those "psychic surgeons" in the Philippines . . .