Thursday, January 08, 2009 | 1:42 a.m.

McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deer

by Andy Borowitz

Hoofed Running Mate Could Be Game-Changer

With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, with a startled deer.

According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric.

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