McCain Replaces Palin with Startled Deerby Andy BorowitzHoofed Running Mate Could Be Game-Changer With less than a week to go before the crucial vice-presidential debate, GOP presidential nominee John McCain announced today that he was replacing his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, with a startled deer. According to campaign insiders, the decision to select a hoofed mammal to replace Gov. Palin evolved after Sen. McCain watched his running mate's performance in a series of interviews with CBS's Katie Couric. &quo ... ( Back to Article )
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