Thursday, January 08, 2009 | 1:38 a.m.

McCain Attacks Washington, Republicans, Old White Men with White Hair

by Andy Borowitz

Most Ironic Speech to Date, Experts Say

In what some political observers are calling his most ironic speech of the 2008 campaign, GOP presidential nominee John McCain today lashed out at Washington, the Republican Party and a group of insiders he called "old white men with white hair."

"It's time to take our country back," Sen. McCain told his audience in Dayton, Ohio. "It's time to send a message to those in power — those Republicans in Wa ...

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Posted by: James A, Sweeney
Comment: #1
Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:06 AM

Sir;...Well what are you going to do? If they are looking to lynch you...Join the mob!!!. These wolves have been hiding behind and guiding the flock to the slaughter for years. Now that folks are beginning to realize to what extent they have been robbed of their hopes, and dreams, and their futures; bound even faster to their dead end jobs and tied to their endless frustration, what are the leaders going to do???...Stand up and take credit? If there is one lie in this world that is universal, it is that there are only two kinds of people in this world... Carnnies and rubes, good and bad, politicians and everyone else... If there are two kinds of people, it is not a sufficient distinction to divide all of humanity as Aristotle would have, with the line between vice and virtue; but some people will decide to stand outside of humanity, to feed upon all humanity like parasites, and even make prey of some. We should invite them home again to love, and hearth, and a common meal. We cannot stop some folks from making outlaws of themselves. We can stop them from leading the lynching, and ask them to demonstrate its merits to the assembled multitudes...Thanks...Sweeney

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