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Hedge Fund Managers' March on Washington Largest Chauffeur-Driven Protest in Capital's History

by Andy Borowitz

Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve to protect their endangered fortunes, thousands of the nation's leading hedge-fund managers marched on Washington today.

Dubbed "The Million Mercedes March," the protest was said to be the largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capital's history.

Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at approximately 10 in the morning as irate hedge-fund owners converged in front of the Federal Reserve buildi ...

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