Our presidential candidates have been through a lot. At least mine sure has. So here is the ultimate gift: vice presidential short lists for each of them.

No need to thank me, friends (unless you win).

For John McCain:

— Elmo: As red-state as McCain — or red, anyway — but younger, cuddlier. Lowers the ticket age by about 173 percent. Genial nature could well recapture fawning press Sen. McCain got the first time around. Moreov ...

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