Bush to Phase Out Environment by 2009by Andy BorowitzPresident George W. Bush confirmed today that his gutting of the Endangered Species Act is part of a broader plan to phase out the environment entirely by the time he leaves office in January 2009. "In addition to cutting taxes, it has been the goal of this administration to cut our wasteful, bloated environment," Mr. Bush said in a speech before the Association of Indiscriminate Applauders in Washington, D.C. In his speech, Mr. Bush added that the EPA would henceforth ... ( Back to Article )
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