Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight to Voicemailby Andy BorowitzPresident George W. Bush commented on Sen. Hillary Clinton's controversial "red phone" campaign ads at the White House today, telling reporters, "When that red phone rings, I just let it go straight to voicemail." President Bush rarely comments about the Democratic presidential contest, but he said that he had to speak up about Clinton's red phone ads because he found them "so confusing." "If I answered the red phone every time it rang, I would ... ( Back to Article )
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