Bush Reveals Tap Water as Prescription-Drug Planby Andy BorowitzOn a day when millions Americans were reeling from the news that there were trace amounts of prescription drugs in their drinking water, President George W. Bush made a stunning announcement at the White House. "I am responsible for this," Mr. Bush told reporters. "This is my idea of a prescription-drug plan." Standing before a banner reading "Prescription Accomplished," the president said that he hoped providing Americans with free medications via ... ( Back to Article )
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