Thinking of running for public office — or about to be promoted to one because of an unprecedented wave of resignations above you?

Wait!

In order to save the time and embarrassment it will take to remove you, too, kindly take this:

New York and New Jersey Candidate Pre-Culpability Questionnaire:

When you use the word "never," you mean:

A. No comment.

B. Ask my lawyer.

C. OK, once.

When you use the word "once," y ...

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