Dennis the Menace Hates His Mom: In the 1990s, the Dayton Daily News accidentally switched the caption for Dennis the Menace with the caption for The Far Side, leading Dennis to say to his mother, "I see your little, petrified skull ... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere." The line was much funnier in Dennis' mouth than in that of Gary Larson's Neolithic fortune-teller. Does anybody out there know what Dennis was supposed to say?

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